Paradise is CLOSED. And I couldn’t be happier. We survived! And I couldn’t be happier. Our Host Chris Harrison looked amazing. And I couldn’t be happier. Peter is our new Bachelor. And I couldn’t be happier. Unless it was Chris Pine. Then I would ask Peter the Pilot to fly me straight to that mansion so I could throw my hat in Chris Pine’s ring. Nothing would make me happier.
Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach. What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot. His
In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I remove the snooze fest that was The Goose and Krystal’s wedding and instead concentrate on more important things. There was a verbal argument.A Disney princess strutted her stuff.A mustache caused tears that were immediately wiped away by a boy. A very tall boy. EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for episodes 7 and 8? Click the numbers! SHOW
When I asked my friend Amy which Bachelor in Paradise episode number we were on, the answer jolted me. At first, six seemed like a lot in a short amount of time. Conversely, I feel like I’ve been watching this season of Bachelor in Paradise since the Obama administration. Especially since last night’s episode lacked in dramatic interludes or comedic relief. So Hot in Here Tahzjuan is back. For those
It all makes sense now. Bachelor in Paradise is just a front for a reality show spinoff about show producers slowly introducing everyone’s ex or former flame into the mix. And since everyone at Stagecoach has conveniently landed on the beach, they switched to Demi’s love life. It’s Paradise, people. Anything can happen. Girl Kristian (Not the Soccer Player) When we last left the show, Demi had requested the a