Here we are at Week 2 of Peter the Pilot’s Bachelor journey to find love and we already have a gate. CHAMPAGNEGATE. It was the popped cork heard around the world and the unfortunate GIF of Kelsey that will never die. This week Some Guy in Austin and I carefully choose our jet setters, first class upgrades, and the ones who need to check their emotional baggage. I’d like to
Twelve: Number of women who shed at least one tear. Six: Number of denim panties parading down a catwalk.Two: Number of champagne setups at a cocktail partyInfinity: Number of times I got lost in Our Host Christ Harrison’s eyes Welcome to season 24 and a Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on
Eight: Number of red dresses Seven: Number of silvery/blue dresses Ten: Number of black dressesOne: Number of women who could pull off a cat suit made of laceInfinity: Number of times I sighed at Our Host Chris Harrison This is season 24 of The Bachelor! Alayah — ROSE24San Antonio, TXOrtho AssistantWhy you remember her:It is without a doubt in my mind, that the things you remember are Alayah’s boobs. She
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It was touch and go there for a while during the two hour FINAL season finale of Bachelor Colton’s journey to find a wife. Sure he settled for a girlfriend, but there was all sorts of drama, according to Our Host Chris Harrison, that led to Colton’s decision to be cool with a girl who doesn’t really like him that way but is willing to travel around the continental US