Tag Bachelor Recaps

A look back on Bachelorette JoJo

Bachelorette JoJo is back and eager to find love! Her hair is highlighted, her neckline is plunging and her denim panties are on standby, ready to make an appearance this season. Here’s to the journey! For those of you who may need a little refresher course on the wonder that is JoJo, I’ve compiled a few paragraphs from last season’s recaps to help you remember why Mike Fleiss rallied around

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Bachelor Ben Finale Recap: And the future Mrs. Higgins is…

We’ve walked through 20 seasons of The Bachelor. We’ve been together every step of the way on Peter Brady Bachelor Ben’s amazing journey to find love. Most of us figured (according to the poll from the previous post) that Lauren was going to walk away with the final rose. But that doesn’t mean we weren’t mesmerized by a season full of crazy women and one chicken vying for the affection

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Who will Bachelor Ben choose?

Tonight’s the night. Who will Bachelor Ben choose? Fact: Ben is a smitten kitten around Lauren. He pretty much can’t believe she’s interested in him at all. Plus, they saved a gaggle of turtles together. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. Fact: Ben is “more himself” around JoJo than anyone else. That means he’s comfortable. Plus, those boobs are a definite check in the pro column. Can

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Bachelor Ben recap: The women (and a chicken) tell all

Bachelor Ben Recap — Women Tell All We’ve been watching The Bachelor for 20+ seasons. Everyone knows that the “Women Tell All” episode is notorious for including the following: Lots of cleavage. Major eyelashes. Women wearing tiny skirts, that barely cover the nether regions, who are encouraged to sit in translucent chairs. Tans that come from a bottle. That girl in the back row who talks the entire time, yet

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Bachelor Ben Recap: Have I told you lately that I love you?

Bachelor Ben Recap: Episode 9 — I can’t believe that we have already arrived at forego card fantasy suite week. It seems like yesterday we were blessing Twin’s heart and wondering how Olivia was ever going to find a job in the news business after her wedding cake debacle. Now Ben’s the conductor of a love train, making stops all over the Sandal’s Jamaica resort. He’s in love with Lauren!

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