Bachelorette Becca Recap – Hometown Dates “I’m sorry. I’m probably going to hell.” You know it’s a stellar episode when someone from your watching party utters that phrase within two minutes of the opening montage. Hey Becca. America saw your butt cheeks thanks to an infamous Jump & Straddle (trademark pending) in an ill-fitting floral purple romper. I had many things to say about your wardrobe choice that I shan’t
Bachelor Becca Recap: Week 7 The Bahamas. I hear it’s the perfect place to fall in love. Although you can’t swim with the pigs anymore, you can pull slimy strings from a conch for a nice pre-dinner snack. Both sound equally romantic. Becca is super pumped to be island hoping this week since she’s never been to the Bahamas. Neither have any of the six guys in her roster. Our
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 6 Thank goodness the ABC production department brought back the handy digital map, because I’m not sure everyone knows where Richmond is located, let alone Virginia. ABC: The network that teaches geography, as well as debauchery. Here we go, people. Becca is, according to all the license plates and commemorative commonwealth paraphernalia, in Virginia and Virginia is for lovers. It makes sense that this is the
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 5 Hello dear reader! Did you see that I have a summer reading list? I’m collecting everyone’s favorite books, compiling it into an organized document, and sending the list for free. Details HERE. Okay, I wanted to start this Bachelorette Becca recap off with a “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” joke, but since Bachelorette Becca and her suitors were barely in the part of Vegas
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 4 In the fourteen seasons I’ve been watching the disastatastrophe ABC calls The Bachelorette, I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed more storyline stuffed into a two hour block than on last night’s episode. There were two rose ceremonies, a location change, two one-on-one dates, a massive group date, a dude sent home early, the return of an injured contestant, a country music artist mini concert, ex-Olympians,
