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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Why Am I Here?

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Week 4 | As Clare journals in her El Presidente suite, an angry mob of constants whose name is not Dale ask each other the million-dollar question: Why am I still here?  Aside from a COVID-free vacation at a fancy resort where there are dodgeball courts, cleansing rituals by the bonfire, swimming pools, and all you can eat sanitized box lunches, I’m not sure why the men

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IHGB #186: Someone Call Emily Post

We have a special treat for you in this episode. Some Guy in Austin and I are together in the same room podcasting. Let the record show that this episode was originally twice as long. I had to edit due to constant laughing, random tangents, and material a little too saucy for my podcast. However, you’ll still be entertained by constant laughing, random tangents, and PG rated material. Last week

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Bachelor Clare Recap: Dale, Yeah!

Bachelorette Clare RecapEpisode 3 On last week’s podcast (episode #185), Some Guy in Austin said that he questioned Clare’s faculties. In the spirit of U2, I stood up for her in the name of love.  At first, Clare handles herself normally as Yosef shares that he felt disrespected on his group date and is equally appalled by the humiliating act of naked dodgeball. When confirmed that he was ashamed to

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IHGB #185: That’s a Lot of Balls

There was way too much going on in this episode. Never have I ever counted so many awkward moments that had me reaching for the couch cushion. Luckily, I have a co-host who felt just as skeevy as I did. Enjoy! EPISODE NOTES: Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys! Here’s the episode 2 recap link. (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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