The recap will be up as soon as I leave the Texas Tattoo Emporium on Westheimer. A lovely gentleman by the name of Steffan is my artist. I created this shield with a single red rose peeking over the top. The letters O.H.C.H. are magnificently displayed on the shield. It symbolizes my protection of Our Host Chris Harrison and the ridicule he receives each week when he says, “Gentlemen? This
Never in the history of the Bachelor have I hidden behind my couch cushion more than I did last night. I’d peek out every few seconds and the Bachelors would be laughing and pointing. Then I’d have to rewind to see what they were laughing and pointing at. I giggled. I shrieked. I got red in the face. I sighed. It was a smorgasbord of emotions. I hated it. And
I apologize in advance that the recap won’t be up until late this afternoon. I have another busy morning. My buddy Harrison called me personally and asked if I could put together a dating curriculum for a few of the Bachelors. Clearly some of these boys need to be schooled. Here’s what I’ve got so far: 1. Twenty Questions: This class provides 20 conversation starters that guarantee to spark a
Question: Why is this show two hours long? There is no reason we should have 120 minutes of boy drama coupled with Ali’s nervous giggling. If ABC is going to make us sit through all the unnecessary boring footage, the LEAST they could do is pepper in Our Host Chris Harrison for some comic relief. I would have actually paid money for him to commentate the stud muffin photo shoot.
Raise your hand if you think it is absolutely fantastic that all the Bachelors call Jonathan “Weatherman?” When I wasn’t dozing off watching the show, those instances certainly made me smile. The recap will be up LATE this afternoon. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m in charge of wardrobe for a photo shoot we are doing for charity and I need to sort out the Speedo situation. In the meantime,
