‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Episode 3
The recap will be up as soon as we come up with some likely interpretations of these bicep acronyms. Let me know what you think in the comments section and I’ll give you a shout out in the big post!
‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I wanna be your cowboy
I’ve decided that someone over at ABC is working on an anthropological study which indicates the likelihood of an individual completely disregarding any shred of a moral compass when asked to drop trou in the name of charity. Oh you’re feeling modest about being nude with nothing but a sandwich board between you and your bikini regions? THINK ABOUT THE BABY SEALS! You’re anxious about sporting a skimpy pickle pouch
‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Episode 2
The recap will be up later today as soon as my vision isn’t so cloudy. You see, I inadvertently slathered Germ Squirt in my eyes last night after the strip tease debacle. I’ve flushed with warm water, so it should be fine in a few hours. My eyes should be fine. The visions of a gyrating opera singer will eternally be seared into my brain. That can never be erased.
‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I love lamp
I love lamp. And according to Our Host Chris Harrison’s Instagram, so does he. Great minds people. Great minds. I think we can all agree on one thing as a result of The Bachelorette’s first episode. Yes Andi did a really good job playing hostess to an array of dudes wearing navy suits with brown shoes and yes, the page boy haircut is an unfortunate choice of style both today
‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Season opener
The recap will be up as soon as I sort out the difference between all the dudes with gingham shirts and all the ones with dirty blonde hair. PS: I’m so sad that the Biebs didn’t get through to the second round. Baby, baby, baby, noooooooooooo!