Tag Bachelorette Recap

Bachelorette JoJo recap: We don’t care about The Chad

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 3 Or should I say The Chad recap? I’m so tired of his storyline. Who cares if this guy chugs brightly-colored energy drinks, constantly works out, recites metric conversions out loud and gnaws on raw sweet potatoes like a corn dog to get his carb on? I want to see JoJo fall in love! Perhaps not in a hot tantric yoga studio, but maybe on the back of an

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Bachelorette JoJo: Let’s meet the suitors

The tans have been sprayed. The hair has been coiffed. The stubble has reached peak five o’clock shadow length. They teeth have been whitened. The Gap shirt has been selected. As soon as Our Host Chris Harrison sprays down the driveway, we can officially get this party started. That’s right, people. The wait is over. ABC has just announced the 26 yahoos who will by vying for a chance to

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: Why limit happy to an hour?

There are few things that make me stand up and hold my laptop over my head in triumph when it comes to watching Bachelor in Paradise. Joe being dumped on national television is certainly one of them. Ames showing up in crisp red pants is one too, but that’s another post of another day. I have to brag a bit—I saw it coming when Our Host Chris Harrison called Samantha

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: A social media experience

I can’t believe I missed the Bachelor in Paradise arrival of the Federal Prosecutor. According to several sources from last night’s social media fest, he’s no longer a jack wagon. In fact, those in my inner circle may be rooting for Team Fed! I am floored! I’m also IN AWE of how so many of you stepped up to the plate to cover episode 4. I had the best time

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: The crying game

Raise your hand if your head hurts from rolling your eyes while watching Bachelor in Paradise? Does anyone else feel like the ABC Psychotherapist needs to intervene? We have some serious issues bubbling over in the various nooks and crannies of the resort and I’m mixture of bored and sad. I’m borad. Someone hysterical goes home. Seven people cry. JJ spouts metaphors like a Lit professor at the local JuCo.

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