Tag Bachelorette Recaps

Bachelorette Recap: The Pain in Spain

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s dudes meet the family! Yes, this episode was crammed full of family tension, and yes the ending was annoying, but what I really want to talk about is… What was up with Rachel’s skirt? My girl bounces around downtown Dallas, talking about how she’s super pumped that not one, not two, but three suitors get to meet her fam, and all I could do was try and

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 3: Bachelorette Week 7

I know this sounds ridiculous because I’ve been podcasting for all of five minutes, but episode 3 might be one of my favorites. Who knew the tooth fairy, dinosaurs, fancy watches, and dysfunctional families could be so funny? I hope you like the episode as much as I liked recording it with Some Guy in Austin. If you want to read my recap of week 7 where I detail Rachel’s

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 2: Bachelorette Week 6

First of all, I’d like to thank each and every one of you who dowloaded/listened to the inaugural I Hate Green Beans podcast yesterday. There was an overwhelming response that exceeded all of my expectations. THANK YOU! I’ve been working like crazy over here to produce something that I think y’all will enjoy, and it’s nice to know that most of you are on board. For those of you who

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 1: Bachelorette Week 5

Thank you to everyone for your overwhelming response to Wednesday’s big reveal: My cup runneth over. Y’all are too kind, and I truly hope you enjoy the book. I’ll go ahead and apologize publicly for chapter 2. I’m blushing now just thinking about it, but there’s nothing I can do to stop it now. A six-month head’s up will have to do. And for those four people who unsubscribed from

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Bachelorette Recap: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Be-Gong

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Hometown Dates I don’t know how you reacted to Rachel’s hometown dates, but I for one am thrilled that she was 4-for-4 on the Jump and Straddle(™) welcome leap. I’ve never been more proud and have never been more concerned over something that made me so proud. There were four different techniques: Dean executed a weird little skip before meeting Rachel in the middle of an abandoned

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