Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 2 Four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow these very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep all day long. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. I do not believe in wasting your time, dear reader, and I
The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise. That’s why I begged
Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach. What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot. His
When you turn on the television expecting to see Our Host Chris Harrison, but instead see Monday Night Football, emotions can run rampant. That’s what happened to me this week. Luckily, JJ Watt was there to make everything better for the most part. Unfortunately, Bachelor in Paradise didn’t air until MIDNIGHT, so I was forced to watch Monday’s show hours before Tuesday’s debacle aired. If you’re doing the math, that’s
