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Bachelor in Paradise: I love lamp and What’s His Name

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 6 I’m not really sure what’s going on with Bachelor in Paradise casting. It’s like they sent out a mass Paperless Post to anyone who ever stepped across the threshold of the mansion. Why such a wide net, producers? This smattering of alumni is worse than the weeks leading up to the Olympics. Are the personalities we actually know not signing up for Paradise because they

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Woman of constant sorrow

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 When Ashley I-Lashes promised Our Host Chris Harrison that she would only cry three times this season, I knew her arrival in Paradise was going to be just what we needed to cleanse our palette of the Carly/E.D. sick bed union. I love this woman. She’s the new Michelle Money and she takes that role very seriously. Here’s the gist: Ash and Jared are total

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Pizza, Pizza

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Week 3 Was it just me, or was that the longest Bachelor in Paradise episode in history? Seriously. I was sure we were in the home stretch and when I checked the DVR, we had 70 minutes to go! I think watching E.D. roam around the beach in his sweat pants creeping on Josh and Amanda sucking face makes time stand still. I’m also stunned by

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Nick who?

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Episode 3 Counting your own abs can be complicated. Just ask Damn Daniel. Watching your arch nemesis swoop in with his megawatt smile and bronzed pectorals can be complicated too. Especially when he is frenching your girl all the livelong day. Just ask poor Nick. Nick: It’s like we never went out. I’m surprised how they chose to approach announcing their relationship. Josh has been enjoying

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Always a bridesmaid

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Episode 2 I have a bone to pick with the peeps in the editing booth. Why promo a Chad freak out and then not deliver? I distinctly remember a Hulk-like version of Chad wreaking havoc in the tree house before stumbling off the island. I haven’t been this disappointed since JoJo’s brothers were normal. What gives? Sure Chad was angry when he got the boot from

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