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Bachelor Arie Recap: Fantasy Suite Dates

How many of you expected Ross to shout, “WE WERE ON A BREAK!” at one point during his insipid conversation with Becca? Was that just me? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStories happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory workout chick who is obsessed with Princess Margaret

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Bachelor Arie Recap: Krystal and the Women Tell All

If you ask me to sum up last night’s Women Tell All in just one sentence, I’d probably say: “I believe Arie would have melted into the floor if the transitive property of congruence had allowed him to last night. That must be why they keep the temperature in the studio so icy cold. It’s a mixture of both a thermostat thing and an ex-girlfriend thing. Homie looked pale and

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Bachelor Arie Recap: Skin It To Win It

Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Hometown Dates Can you believe we are here? It’s hometown dates on The Bachelor! That means the producers over at ABC have taken a few hours to sit in a room so they can figure out how to properly dramatize the families of the four remaining women. Because I’m totally plugged into the organization, I was able to acquire a transcript of the meeting notes.

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Bachelor Arie Recap: My Gift Is Your Thong

Bachelor Arie Recap — Season 22, Week 6 I have so many thoughts in my head right now, each fighting for my attention. Most of them involve fancy house boat mansions on the River Seine, Krystal’s nodes, and Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes. I’m also embracing the fact that my book Why I Hate Green Beans launches into the world today! I feel excited and nauseated. I hear that’s normal. If

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Bachelor Arie Recap: I Grew Up in a Bowling Alley

The Bachelor Recap: Season 22, Episode 5 It’s week five and our favorite bachelorettes, plus Krystal, continue on their journey around the world with the hope that Arie will pick them, choose them, and love them in the end. Next up? Fort Lauderdale — not only is it the perfect place to fall in love, but it’s the perfect place for a bestie festie. The ladies hold hands, ride bikes,

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