Tag Chris Harrison

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Together Again

Bachelor in Paradise: Season 4, Episode 2 When we last left Paradise, the entire island was shutting down. Terrified social media influencers panicked, wondering how they were going to fulfill sunglasses and swimwear contracts? What about the cameras? Who screwed this sweet deal up for the rest of us? Have no fear, Harrison is here! And our host is going to explain everything in great detail. But first, you have

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Good Vibrations

I have to say that the most dramatic thing that came out of last night’s Season 4 debut of Bachelor in Paradise was not the fact that both Raven and Nashville Danielle got new boobs, but that our beloved bartender Jorge is branching out to run his own business. He’s leaving the vital chore of shepherding drunk people through the emotional task of rose-picking to a deejay. How does any

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Bachelorette Season Finale: And Rachel’s fiancé is…

Our Host Chris Harrison warned us. He said that the bachelorette season finale was going to be emotional and I have to say, he was right. Carly and Evan are having a baby. Juan Pablo is getting married. The Bachelor in Paradise promo clip is disturbing. Mike Fleiss introduces a discombobulated finale format that feels like we have to sit through a two-hour presentation on time shares before we get

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Bachelorette MTA Recap: Kenny Tells All

Bachelorette Rachel Men Tell All Recap I have written dozens of Men Tell All recaps (or Women Tell All) on this website. Literally dozens. And each season, the producers follow the same old format which causes me to dread the special episode. Watch any “after show” recap and I guarantee you’ll witness the following: Our Host Chris Harrison looks goooooooood. The person sitting on the end always receives the loudest

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Bachelorette Recap: The Pain in Spain

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s dudes meet the family! Yes, this episode was crammed full of family tension, and yes the ending was annoying, but what I really want to talk about is… What was up with Rachel’s skirt? My girl bounces around downtown Dallas, talking about how she’s super pumped that not one, not two, but three suitors get to meet her fam, and all I could do was try and

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