Tag Chris Harrison

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Did you know Tia likes Colton?

Hello fellow BIP-watchers! Entertainment Weekly was kind enough to let me recap the season 5 premiere of Bachelor in Paradise and I was happy to fill in for the night. Please know that this is a one-time deal. I will always love recapping the Bachelor franchise on my website and will never stop unless Our Host Chris Harrison personally asks me to. No one has ever looked that good on

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Bachelorette Becca finale recap: Meet Becca’s Fiancé

Bachelorette Becca Finale I hear the Maldives is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to participate in sunset yoga, bike in heels, and sweat, but that’s neither here nor there. Becca has finally landed herself a man and even though he’s not the one she imagined standing with at the end of this journey, he is ready to do the damn thing. MEET THE

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Men Tell All through tears

Bachelorette Becca, Men Tell All Our favorite men are back to tell it all. And by “tell it all” I mean cry about it all while wearing brightly patterned jackets and pedal pushers. When Our Host Chris Harrison takes the stage, it’s clear that his good taste has gone unnoticed before this crop of bachelors vying to find love or fifteen minutes of Instagram fame. Harrison is poised, sovereign, and

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Bachelorette Becca recap: “We’re in Thailand!”

Bachelorette Becca Recap – Fantasy Suite Dates We’ve reached a critical week in Bachelorette Becca’s journey to find the perfect partner. The digital map is back and a cartoon airplane dot, dot, dots across the Pacific Ocean to Bangkok International Airport. Fantasy suites. Bangkok. Let the innuendos begin! Thailand is the most romantic place Becca has ever been. This makes sense since the last place she jetted off to was

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Tia, wouldn’t wanna be ya

Bachelorette Becca Recap – Hometown Dates “I’m sorry. I’m probably going to hell.” You know it’s a stellar episode when someone from your watching party utters that phrase within two minutes of the opening montage. Hey Becca. America saw your butt cheeks thanks to an infamous Jump & Straddle (trademark pending) in an ill-fitting floral purple romper. I had many things to say about your wardrobe choice that I shan’t

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