Tag Disney World

30 for 30

It’s been six weeks since I asked people to weigh in on their favorite Disney attractions. I’d like to thank those of you who took this call to action VERY SERIOUSLY. If any of you ever need advice on what to do, what to eat, where to be and who to see before your next Disney trip, call me. I have a collection of information that will make any WDW

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I’m going to Disney World!

Many of you know how much I love Disney World. I adore it. Even the large lady who fell on me at Peter Pan could not deter me from being a fan of Uncle Walt’s creation. It’s one of my happy places. I’ll be returning in a few weeks with my friends Connie and Stephanie. It’s been a few years since I visited The World, but I feel so much

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So there I was: Unable to breathe on Peter Pan

I have a confession to make. Before I was a world-famous Jungle Cruise skipper of the world-famous Jungle Cruise, I worked in Fantasy Land. Here’s what you need to know about that situation: I campaigned hard to be transferred to Adventureland, convincing the higher ups that my darling personality and ability to memorize long spiels was currently wasted on asking big groups of people, “How many? Row 2. How many?

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Happiest place on Earth

For those of you who follow me on social media, you know that I took last week off to gallivant around Orlando with my friend Amy. She convinced me to join her on a very scary looking roller coaster, where the pre-pubescent attendant actually made me shove all of my belongings in a locker so my family would have something to remember me by in case my body went hurling

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