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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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IHGB #184: Clare Found Her Husband!

It’s been seven months since we’ve podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare’s allegedly short journey to find love. In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also debate the effects of perfectly

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Listen To Your Heart Finale Recap: Give Me Love

Well, that didn’t go in the direction I thought it would.  After six weeks (which felt like the entire summer), my Listen To Your Heart dreams of Matt and Rudi falling in love during the season finale were dashed in the first fifteen minutes of the two-hour spectacle. Bless all of our hearts. Poor Matt was unable to continue his relationship with Rudi once the phrase “fantasy suite” exited Our

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IHGB Podcast #151: All My Exes

Well, it’s week 4 of Peter the Pilot’s journey to find love and it is a doozy.  Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the sheer coincidence that Victoria F’s former flame, country music star Chase Rice, just HAPPENED to be on her one-on-one date in a Cleveland-adjacent amusement park. What are the odds? Then we insert ourselves into the mutinous bandwagon, tossing up a few AMENS, as we debate

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Bachelorette Hannah recap: She calls the shots

Apart from the three tragic stories and Hannah’s visit to the hospital, I was thoroughly entertained by week three of Bachelorette Hannah’s journey to find love. I will say that she and John Paul Jones need to do a better job of pacing themselves. Between Hannah having an emotional breakdown once or twice during each episode and John Paul Jones tossing back the chicken McNuggets like Tic Tacs, ABC needs

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