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Bachelor Joey Fantasy Suites: We Have To Talk

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 9 Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the

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Bachelor Joey Recap: Je M’appelle Claude

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 6 Hello, everyone. Je m’appelle Claude and I have officially reached the nervous status of our boy Joey. Has the Bachelor ever cried this early in a season because of all the feels he’s feeling? I know I’m the one who has been recapping this show for twenty-plus seasons, but I think that the forlorn pending angst typically hits our lead right around

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Bachelor Joey Recap: It’s Not Red Velvet

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 2 I apologize, dear reader, for not posting a recap last week. I was in Disney World, and time got away from me. I claim Disney magic and straight-up nostalgia as my excuses. I love that place! Last week, the show began with a forlorn Joey beside the Proposal Pedestal™ weeping his way through what appears to be a tumultuous journey to find

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IHGB #326: Golden Bachelor Finale: Gerry Finds Love

Hello everyone! Well we finally made it to the Golden Bachelor finale of GerryGary’s season, and Some Guy in Austin has thoughts and opinions about what went down in Costa Rica. We LOVE Gerry/Gary, but I will say, we fly way off-base a few times, covering all sorts of other important topics like my trip to Africa, Christmas, and the artist formerly known as Prince. But we tie it up

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IHGB #321: Golden Bachelor Podcast: Women Tell All

Hello everyone! All of you know that traditionally Women Tell All is my least favorite episode of the series, but in true Golden Bachelor form, GerryGary proves to be my favorite member of Bachelor Nation. He is wonderful. The women are the best. And Jesse Palmer and I celebrated and cried real tears with the entire cast. We love you Roberta! EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat

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