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Bachelor Matt Recap: Peace and Harmony

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 6 | This show is, more often than not, a runaway train wreck. At other times, we have to sit through a hefty serving of “boring” before we get any drama.  And then, ABC tricks us. We lean into the theatrical antics of a random girl from Colton’s season showing up at the cocktail party, wearing all the leftover puka shell necklaces from Abercrombie’s summer of

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IHGB #201 Bachelor Matt James: Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Hello everyone, Matt James has picked up his Swiffer and is cleaning house. The mean girls are GONE, and Some Guy in Austin and I have many questions we try and answer in this episode.  Should “raking manure” be considered an actual date? Is MJ there for the right reasons? Does she really promote peace and harmony?  Could Kit be a fairy living in the human world? When is a

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Cinderella Story

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 5 | It’s time for the mean girls to hit the road. We no longer wear pink on Wednesdays. Nothing is fetch. Regina George has left the building. This is what we call “cleaning house,” and Matt James has zero qualms about showing both Anna and Queen Victoria exactly where their ridiculous behavior will lead them. Spoiler: the answer is outside of the Neapolitan boarders, sans

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IHGB #199 Bachelor Matt: Rumor Has It

Hello everyone! Well, I hope you stayed sharp this week because Matt James now has a few more names on the roster we will have to memorize. That’s right, Our Host Chris Harrison dropped five more women at the Neopolitan doorstep and Some Guy in Austin, and I have thoughts. We discuss all sorts of things on this episode: How does one define the word escort? Is Anna the new

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Varsity Blues

Bachelor Matt Recap | Episode 4 | Just when Matt James thinks he’s figured out the business of being the bachelor, Our Host Chris Harrison waltzes in and changes the game. Poor Matty is still super bummed about Sarah’s unexpected decision to return home, that even his fluffy buffalo check fleece can’t assuage the feelings of forlornness. Adding five new women into the mix is a recipe for cataclysmic events. 

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