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IHGB #316: Golden Bachelor Podcast: Episode 2

Hello, everyone! It’s week two, and my love for Gerry is still strong. My roommate Lara joins me today to share Gerry’s first week dating twenty-two women, and we do have a count of how many times he cried. Note for the audio, I cried more than anyone in the room, and I’m not feeling weird about it at all. Lara and I break down the details of the dates,

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Golden Bachelor Recap: Don’t Stop Believing

Golden Bachelor Recap | Episode 2 In the year of our Lord 2023, I anticipate that there isn’t much weird guilt that is associated when someone mentions that they have spent a week-ish suffering through the symptoms of COVID. Therefore, I will not hesitate to share with you that this is my second time to have the virus, and it knocked me down the same way it did when I

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IHGB #315: Golden Bachelor Recap: Saucy Ladies

Hello, everyone! Well, after three years of advertisements, ABC has finally aired the inaugural episode of The Golden Bachelor, and it did not disappoint! Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from the hour-long (PTL!) journey, including: I’m looking at you, Susan, you naughty lady. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor

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IHGB #314: Meet the Golden Bachelor Ladies

Hello everyone! This podcast is a direct result of audience participation. I’m telling you, I have received more requests to record an episode on Golden Bachelor Gerry’s cast of suitors than any other season in recent memory. Bachelor Nation is INTRIGUED. Some Guy in Austin and I sift through all twenty-two women to report on the important things you need to know, such as: Gerry is one lucky guy. On

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IHGB #311: Bachelorette Charity Finale

ABC did its best to trick us during Charity’s final moments on her journey to find love, and let me tell you, dear reader, IT WORKED. I had all but monogrammed Joey’s initials on a towel and sent my practical engagement gift in the mail postmarked “Charity’s House | Georgia” when his bright blueberry suit pant leg unfolded itself out of the limo. Some Guy in Austin and I share

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