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IHGB #304: Bachelorette Charity Episode 2 Recap

Hello everyone! Well, Charity is in her second week of trying to find love and Some Guy in Austin and I are slightly worried this may not work out for our bachelorette. In this episode, we discuss our deepest concerns, such as: FYI: One of us thinks it’s straight-up Mr. Rogers. The other thinks it’s a warm hug. Can you guess who said what? EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read

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Bachelorette Charity Recap: Four Minutes in Heaven

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 2 I’ve reached the point in my Bachelor franchise writing career where I have a bigger issue with Jesse Palmer’s grey grandfatherly cardigan sweater than I do with the number of times the entire cast uses the word “like” in a sentence. Should I be worried about myself? Do I need to cut wheat from my diet? Perhaps I need to chart my circadian rhythms for

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IHGB #303: Bachelorette Charity Episode 1 Recap

Some Guy in Austin and I are BACK! Join us as we discuss critical moments from The Bachelorette, Season 20, as Charity Lawson begins her journey to find love! This includes, but is not limited to: Get ready, people. Winter is coming. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

Bachelorette Charity Recap: Little Sister

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 1 Hi there! It’s only been three months since vanilla bean Zach Shallcross acted like a jackwagon most of his season before professing his undying love to Kaity. (True confession: I had to revisit an old recap to remind myself of Kaity’s name. Is that sad for her or sad for me? Discuss.) I’d be willing to bet that half of you reading this sentence right

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Bachelor Zach Finale Recap: Decisions Are the Worst

Bachelor Zach Recap | Finale I don’t want to miss this opportunity to thank those of you who actually come to this little website, preferring to read the words from my head versus listening to the words from my mouth over at the podcast. Thank you for being true OG fans of the blog, the recap, and iHateGreenBeans. You are the cream of the crop. The tops. Simply the best. And

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