And this certainly helps my case:

Yes ladies and gentlemen…that is a severed snake head.  Nestled in a frozen bag of cut green beans.

Further proof that the horrid vegetable is EVIL.

(Thanks to IHGB reader Lucy for sending me this FoxNEWS link!)

I know it says Okra chips in this picture, but if you notice to the left, the sign clearly reads “green bean chips.”  Someone who was mentally incapacitated for a brief moment, picked up this monstrosity and studied the contents, only to be grossed out and replaced the disgusting item back in the okra section. 

Green bean chips.

How can someone take something as good and wholesome as CHIPS and screw it up by slapping green beans in the recipe?   

Seriously.

Thanks to IHGB reader Stacey who sent this picture from her phone.  I admit that I threw up a little in my mouth when I opened it, but it did not hinder me from making my voice heard on my website.

Stop the madness people.  So help me if I ever see green bean ice cream…