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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Eras Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 7 Len is back and that means all of our contestants are nervous to perform in front of the crotchety judge. Could this be the reason why there were so many mistakes last night? Sure the “stars” had to learn TWO dances this week, but the tripping was almost like a bit. There must be something in the sparkling water they serve

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Latin Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: Latin Night There were sweaty bodies everywhere. Ladies flipped extravagant hair extensions with the greatest of ease while trying not to pop out of skimpy outfits. A disco ball piñata hung off to the side and of course, Mr. Worldwide himself gyrated next to a guy named Lunch Money Lewis. Gird your loins, dear readers. It’s Latin night on Dancing with the Stars! Ryan and

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Most Memorable Year

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 5 One week at Disney World followed by one massive viral infection can’t keep me down this week. No way. Sure I’m typing this with a Kleenex shoved up my right nostril (for the love of Tom Bergeron, PLEASE STOP DRIPPING) and my voice sounds like I should be moonlighting for a 1-900 call service, but nothing could keep me away from

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Dancing with the Stars recap: TV Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: TV Night I’m not sure what was going on in the ballroom last night, but the performances seemed forced. And odd. What was up with all the wackiness? Am I turning into an old curmudgeon like Len? Do we really need extra sets, massive amounts of smoke, broken taxis and ancient farm equipment to dance the steps nowadays? I can understand if this is my

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Word to your mutha

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 1 I’m not sure what they put in the water over on the Dancing with the Stars set, but I think week 1 is a little too early to be breaking down into tears on camera, right? These stars are legitimately excited to be in the ballroom, which makes me want to root for them even more. Most are afraid they will

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