Tag Ryan Lochte

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Show Stoppers

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Show Stoppers It’s show stoppers night. That’s an SAT word for Broadway. The ballroom is going FOSSEE, FOSSE, FOSSE and I loved every second. We learn that Sharna is still out for a knee injury, Calvin has a really good sense of humor and most dancers have no idea how to choreograph a jazz routine. And what was up with my girl Idina Menzel? Elphaba was

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Halloween Week

I always look forward to Halloween night on Dancing with the Stars because the wardrobe and makeup departments go above and beyond. It’s up to the choreographer to then weave their specific dance format into the theme without compromising the integrity of the piece. Some people do that well. Others phone it in like the random opening number from last night’s show. In the end, we can be sure of

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Eras Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 7 Len is back and that means all of our contestants are nervous to perform in front of the crotchety judge. Could this be the reason why there were so many mistakes last night? Sure the “stars” had to learn TWO dances this week, but the tripping was almost like a bit. There must be something in the sparkling water they serve

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Latin Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: Latin Night There were sweaty bodies everywhere. Ladies flipped extravagant hair extensions with the greatest of ease while trying not to pop out of skimpy outfits. A disco ball piñata hung off to the side and of course, Mr. Worldwide himself gyrated next to a guy named Lunch Money Lewis. Gird your loins, dear readers. It’s Latin night on Dancing with the Stars! Ryan and

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Most Memorable Year

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 5 One week at Disney World followed by one massive viral infection can’t keep me down this week. No way. Sure I’m typing this with a Kleenex shoved up my right nostril (for the love of Tom Bergeron, PLEASE STOP DRIPPING) and my voice sounds like I should be moonlighting for a 1-900 call service, but nothing could keep me away from

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