Okay readers. Let’s talk sexiest man alive. Everyone knows that I’m an expert on this subject. Let the record also show that I’m still waiting for my invitation from People Magazine to be a member of their selection committee. I did major in abology after all. I’ve written about the sexiest man edition once or twice (read: four) before and have anticipated the annual reveal since its debut in 1985.
Now before I get inundated by hate mail, I want to make myself clear. Yes. Johnny Depp is sexy. There’s no question. NO QUESTION. But when I saw his picture on the cover of my 2009 edition of People’s Sexiest Men Alive, I had to pause for a moment. Please understand that I know he is sexy. Are we all on the same page here? Can we all agree and acknowledge