Tag The Bachelorette

Bachelorette JoJo: Let’s meet the suitors

The tans have been sprayed. The hair has been coiffed. The stubble has reached peak five o’clock shadow length. They teeth have been whitened. The Gap shirt has been selected. As soon as Our Host Chris Harrison sprays down the driveway, we can officially get this party started. That’s right, people. The wait is over. ABC has just announced the 26 yahoos who will by vying for a chance to

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‘The Bachelorette’ finale recap: Gosling vs. Nick

There were tears. There was an overwhelming sense of ickyness. There was an impeccable host in a pink shirt. And at the end of the day, there was the bachelorette standing next to a man near a swimming pool with royal blue water. Kaitlyn made her choice. Skinny jeans are not in her future. As he always does, Gosling got the girl. The girl got the wraparound porch with blue

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‘The Bachelorette’ Men Tell All recap: Remind me who Corey is again?

Everyone knows that The Bachelorette Men Tell All episode is notoriously boring. Quite honestly, ninety percent of the show could easily be watered down into a tidy 20-minute segment. Of course Mike Fleiss would rather saw off an appendage before he let that happen, so it’s up to me to filter through all of the trips down Memory Lane and omit the superfluous outbursts from that random guy on the

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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Episode 3

The recap will be up as soon as we come up with some likely interpretations of these bicep acronyms. Let me know what you think in the comments section and I’ll give you a shout out in the big post!

‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I wanna be your cowboy

I’ve decided that someone over at ABC is working on an anthropological study which indicates the likelihood of an individual completely disregarding any shred of a moral compass when asked to drop trou in the name of charity. Oh you’re feeling modest about being nude with nothing but a sandwich board between you and your bikini regions? THINK ABOUT THE BABY SEALS! You’re anxious about sporting a skimpy pickle pouch

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