That’s All She Wrote

You guys are too sweet. Thanks for worrying about me. Lots of family/friend issues that popped up THE NIGHT I posted my Oklahoma blog. It’s all under control now. But I do feel there is no good reason to post an After the Rose recap. I typically never do an after the rose because they are lame. Not to mention that it was so long ago.

There’s only so much I can say about how cute Trista is pregnant and how hot Ryan still is. We can sit around and debate exactly how long is TOO LONG to be engaged and then discuss intervention techniques to use on Mary Mary and the fisherman. I could say that I held my breath every time Psycho Stephanie moved, hoping that the ladies wouldn’t pop out to say hello. I could spend a good paragraph on how cute Chris Harrison is and how adorable he was holding his note cards with Lieutenant Andy Baldwin on the back. Or how he made Bevin almost cry asking her “Don’t you wonder what was wrong with YOU” when she sported her jailhouse dress and pink cast with diamonds. Or how he told Andy, “I can’t believe you picked the girl with the muffin joke!” Classic Bachelor is what I would say. We could compare notes on the times that I got mad at the good doctor for, I don’t know, grabbing Bev’s knee–twice–and telling her that she will always hold a piece of his heart. I would ask you if you saw the chick crying in the studio audience and wonder aloud if she was related to the American Idol chick crying in their studio audience.

But there is no time for that. So I’ve decided to end the Bachelor season with a list of things I’m going to do until we meet again this fall. Prepare yourself for a complete smorgasbord of random nothingness. This is the true beauty that is Lincee. I present it to you now!

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: I’ve seen it. I love Captain Jack and the monkey. The movie? About an hour and a half too long. On the bright side…Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom for almost three hours. Hmmm. Tricky. Very tricky.

Saw SpiderMan 3. I’m sorry if you are a Tobey fan, but he can’t pull off the scary black Spidey suit. I’m just saying.

So You Think You Can Dance: Favorite summer TV show.

Order of Phoenix: You know you think Harry Potter is cute too. Let’s form a support group.

Hand & Foot Extravaganza: THE best card game in the world.

What Goes Around: Determined to get the catchy Justin Timberlake song OUT of my head.

Going to read three books by the time we meet again. Of course, the final Harry Potter will be one for sure. I’ll be the dork with all the other 12-year-olds at Barnes and Noble around midnight to pick up my copy. “Calm My Anxious Heart” for Bible study. And one chick lit novel that I’ve been told is pretty good…”Time Travler’s Wife.”

Mimi turns 92! I wish you were all lucky enough to know my crazy grandmother.

10 pounds: The amount of weight I will lose before the baby shower I’m attending for a high school friend. Going to see six girls that I haven’t seen in about three years. Luckily, most of them will be big and pregnant and I can look fabulous and single from the big city! And then I’ll cry in my glass plate of dainty fruits, crackers and pink sugary dinner mints. Fun times!

www.ihategreenbeans.com: Launch of my new blogsite…coming soon!

Thanks for the well wishes truely. It’s been a crazy week and I thank you for your concern. Until we meet this fall…make sure to check the other blogsite for my random nothingness!

All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee

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Anonymous
Anonymous

see you in the fall. you make the bachelor worth watching. can’t wait to see what ihategreenbeans holds!! 🙂 have a good summer.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Glad you are well, Lincee!

I hate green beans too…can’t wait to read your new blog. :P~

LKH
LKH

What is Hand and Foot Extravaganza? Is it really a game? Is it like Twister?

Do tell!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Glad you are alright Lincee! Can’t wait to see what “i hate green beans” has in store for us. Looking forward to more recaps in the fall! Enjoy your summer!

ps. I also am curious as to what Hand and Foot Extravaganza is???

Anonymous
Anonymous

You definitely make the show worth watching. Can’t wait! Have a nice summer!

StephanieG
StephanieG

Glad to know you’re ok, and I can’t wait for I hate green beans to take off!

I’ve looked forward to your recaps every Tuesday, and I hope that you blog as well about reality as you do about reality TV.

Best wishes, fellow Texan, and thanks for all the entertainment you provide….

Sarah's Blog
Sarah's Blog

Time Travelers Wife is an amazing book. I’d read it again!

lyndie22
lyndie22

Lincee,

Calm my anxious heart! My Mum gave me that book 6 months ago, now you’ve guilted me into reading it.

Good luck on the 10 pounds. Two favourite treats when I’m trying to lose weight. Icea/sun tea, (use green tea), and sweeten with honey. Totally curbs your appetite. Also, love love love Dagoba dark chocolate roseberry flavour. Soooo good. Whole Foods and Market Street carry it. I treat myself to two cubes like every other day. (full of antioxidants – guilt free really).

A fabulous Summer to all. Looking forward to the new website.

Megan
Megan

Chant with me now…Harry! Harry! Harry! Sure, he’s cute, but seeing him like this still weirds me out. I’m not ready for “shirtless Harry”.(sorry I had to delete a few times! I was trying to embed the photo)

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Megan
Megan

Son of a B. I give up. It was a photo of Daniel Radcliffe with his white horse from the play he was in. Haha.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well, I’m in for the book club!!!! I’ll read Time Traveler’s Wife and Calm My Anxious Heart. My 28 year old daughter will read the Harry Potter. You see I’ve only read the first one – sorry.
Looking forward to the I Hate Green Beans website.

Straight Guy #1
Straight Guy #1

We will miss you Lincee! Good luck with your summer endeavors. Strangely enough within the past 2 months I’ve met about 6 of your faithful readers (1 through work & a group of 5 girls talking about Andy the Caveman/Keanu at a friend’s house) who knew who I was – it is a small, small world after all. I speak for us all when I say we look forward to your new blog!

Everyone else: Have a fantastic summer! And if you see a 6’3″ guy around in Dallas, don’t forget to ask him if he’s “Straight Guy #1”, because he just might be…

Anonymous
Anonymous

Me again. From the previous post. Sorry that you now realize that one of your groupies has a 28-year-old daughter! Don’t block me from your list! Please!

Amy
Amy

I’ve been looking for a fellow hand and foot fan! We should start a league in Houston! My best friend from home is moving to Houston too–another fan. That makes 3, so if we can find at least one more, we’ve got a game.

Kat Atomic
Kat Atomic

Lincee, so glad you recapped with sass and wit about various stuff. I know it’s totally wacko and trust me very non-stalkerish, but I feel like you’re a good friend. Good luck with the 10 pounds and don’t forget your tiara when you attend the shower. Trust me, you ARE the princess! You could also make some Lava Lamp or Vesper martinis….pure bliss! Meow!!!

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