The most dramatic season ever
There’s roller derby.
I spy a neck brace.
An old boyfriend comes to get his girl back.
Sean symbolically drops the rose from a balcony.
MONKEY ON A BEACH!
So many tears.
I’m resisting the urge to throw up a little in my mouth.
Yep. The Bachelor is back people. Get excited.
And could someone slap me on the head? My eyes seem to be stuck in the upward roll position. Thanks.