The search is on

The search is on for Jillian to find a non-crazy man.

The search is on for something to write about in today’s post.

But most importantly, the search is on to find my unicorn. 

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Clearly, I need to find a meadow with colorful flowers, bubbly river and enchanted forest animals underneath a rainbow to find said unicorn.  No problem.  In the meantime, you guys feel free to sound off here.  The recap will be up later today.

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Shopgirl
Shopgirl
June 2, 2009 8:55 am

I wonder if Crazy Dave would consider it a man-code violation that Sascha is looking for a unicorn. I know I did.

Dara
Dara
June 2, 2009 8:56 am

Did anyone else have to say “pineapple” while Tanner was talking about what he wanted to do to her feet?? I was SO uncomfortable.

JTG
JTG
June 2, 2009 8:56 am

“I just came here to suck toes.”

I’m very confident that line will not be topped this season, and will possibly never be topped in ANY season. Tanner is no doubt a weirdo, but that dude is funny!

Shopgirl
Shopgirl
June 2, 2009 8:58 am

I’m just wondering how Tanner goes into work on Tuesday mornings now. Any women in that office must be totally creeped out.

Lazy Mom Leslie
June 2, 2009 9:00 am

If I have to hear Wes sing that song one more time I might scream!

Debbie
Debbie
June 2, 2009 9:02 am

I am trying to figure out what Tanner meant when he said he wants to “tweeze” her feet. Tweeze??

jessica
jessica
June 2, 2009 9:03 am

i’m thinking ed is pretty dreamy…

Michele
Michele
June 2, 2009 9:06 am

I heart Ed.

I agree with the above comment – SING SOMETHING ELSE WES!

Jen the Newlywed
June 2, 2009 9:11 am

I am just glad we got to hear another lyric other than “they say love don’t come easy”.

Did anyone else notice that ED got the soaring music? You know what that means! Things are going to go very well for Ed!

Fetish’s leopard chaps were the most absurd things I have seen in a long time. I don’t know why they insist upon these skits. Last season’s General Hospital debacle was awful enough…. it’s just an excuse for Jillian to make out with as many of them as possible. Her kiss with Brad looked tres terrible’.

How do we feel about Reid? He is cute, no?

Alicia
Alicia
June 2, 2009 9:12 am

Ed IS Dreamy….I like him a lot. Wes and that stupid song were driving me insane. My question – why would she send Sasha home and keep Tanner Toes and Quan…and Wes? – ick! David is a good looking guy, but as soon as she’s tuned in to all of that rage, he’ll be out the door. What an eventful evening!

Lorraine
Lorraine
June 2, 2009 9:14 am

jessica, I’m right there with you. Ed is pretty dreamy. I’m on team Ed. Reid is growing on me too. Does anybody else think that the extra five are a lot better that most of the 25. I have to say that Sasha needed to have his man card pulled last night. I was rooting for him right up until he started talking about unicorns.
Was anybody worried that David was going to just punch Juan in the face? Someone clearly should have cut off his alcohol at the party. He strikes me as one of those guys who is a mean drunk. Not to mention he’s a total “d-bag”, and Jilli should have let him go last night.

heidi
heidi
June 2, 2009 9:18 am

I agree, Wes needs to learn a new song! and we still haven’t really heard any of the lines except “they say love, it don’t come easy….”
Tanner Toejam is creepier than Stalker Shannon and Twilly combined!
Did I miss something? Why doesn’t anyone like Juan? Is it simply for the fact that he didn’t do the shot? Or is it just because he doesn’t really like to hang out with the rest of the guys? I’m confused.
Love Ed! If he’s not the final one I’m going to wander around Chicago until I find him. My grandma gave me her blessing in that when I talked to her after the show, she said…”Heidi, Ed lives in Chicago, you live near Chicago, I think you need to find him.” Who knows, maybe Ed is my mythical unicorn.

Beens
Beens
June 2, 2009 9:24 am

Oh foot Tanner Please stop w/ the toe sucking dialog. It was painful to hear. i’m liking Ed & Robby. David is starting to scare me now, I can’t bring myself to look at him he’s out of control. I thought there was going to be a fight and get over the non-shot taking already. I was a little sad to see Sasha leave especially when David is still there. The non-crazies are gradually starting to poke their heads out.

katie
katie
June 2, 2009 9:37 am

Last night was so entertaining! Tanner P. cracks me up and I want him to stay just for the entertainment value. I still think he’s gay though.

I want to dig up some real dirt on David. I found out last night that he went to a high school in my conference. He’s god awful!

Jenna
June 2, 2009 9:39 am

I don’t care what OHCH says on his blog. I didn’t find Tanner P’s toe-suck dance of joy funny. I found it really, really creepy. And I like feet! I have no problem with feet, though I don’t really want someone sucking my toes.
I said it last week, I’ll say it again: Dave’s little “clam-up” when he very first arrived, resulting in getting the first impression rose was an ACT. After seeing him last night again, I’m convinced. Here’s a little advice for you Dave: Yes, women do like a strong man, but most of us really prefer it if that strong man also is a gentleman. Someone who, even if he doesn’t like someone else, remains a gentleman and keeps his cool (Ex. Robby D, Juan). He also needs to lay off the alcohol. That’s only making it worse, and I was cringing during the rose ceremony, sure that he was going to toss his cookies on Jilli, or maybe pass out in her arms.
I don’t know what Juan’s done when he’s around the other dudes, but I don’t see anything so far that would warrant this type of strong dislike. Of course, I know we’re all subjected to the editing, but for right now it seems like Dave needs someone to bully at all times, and Juan is that person.

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