This just in…it’s a penis

My mother is going to flip when she reads the word “penis” in the subject line. Let’s just get that out in the open now.

Thanks so much to those of you who commented on my balloon sword post. As pointed out by my loving father and all of my lovely, truthful IHGB readers, I’ve been making penis swords for all the children of the world.

Because I am a professional balloon artist, I have gone back to the drawing board for a re-design that hopefully looks less phallic.

Tell me dear readers…can I get away with this sword at the church Fall Festival? Or is it just another yellow penis?

Innocent, sweet child holding the yellow sword:

I promise not to write “penis” anymore if you provide thoughts in the comment section.

THANKS!

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Tricia Davis
Tricia Davis
8 years ago

Yes, dear Lincee…it still looks like a penis to me. But I tend to think BIG and dream BIG! ha ha!

saggleo
saggleo
8 years ago

I can’t breathe!!! LOL From your subject line to Tricia Davis’ comment….OMG….man did I need a laugh today.

I think this design is better and not as phallic. Although the wording of your first post made me immediately thing phallic versus if i’d just seen it w/o the words first it would have taken a moment probably. I say go w/ this one…but I’m not sure how else you can make it so no minds go in that direction. Kids minds won’t so maybe that’s what matters most. =)

shannon
shannon
8 years ago

this is definitely a sword…the other one was definitely a penis.

AggieFan
AggieFan
8 years ago

This cracks me up. I read but didn’t respond to your last post…..then I read this one and couldn’t stop singing “Father, why do these words sound so nasty?” from the movie Hair. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

Paula K
Paula K
8 years ago

much better…this looks like a sword… to me at least

VickiG
VickiG
8 years ago

Just remember … “The penis mightier than the sword.”

Zandi
Zandi
8 years ago

MUCH better!!!

Susan in AZ
Susan in AZ
8 years ago

much more PG-rated than the teal twig & berries. Bravo!

Linda
Linda
8 years ago

This is passable as a sword. The other was not.

thisshowmakesmecrazy
thisshowmakesmecrazy
8 years ago

I think is definitely more sword-like – just make sure you watch the colors. green and neon yellow are probably safe. pink? orangish? even blue is questionable.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

Now that’s a sword 😉

Angela
8 years ago

Ha – its still a bit phallic. But not as bad

I google image searched balloon swords – and I think if you changed up the handle a bit it would look more like a sword. 😀

Sandy
Sandy
8 years ago

i am afraid that excalibur itself would look like a penis at this point…

Emma
Emma
8 years ago

That is a kickin’ sword! I want one!!!

karen
karen
8 years ago

@ Vicki G- brilliant, thanks for the laugh, even more than usual at all the funny beaners and of course Lincee.

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