This just in…it’s a penis

My mother is going to flip when she reads the word “penis” in the subject line. Let’s just get that out in the open now.

Thanks so much to those of you who commented on my balloon sword post. As pointed out by my loving father and all of my lovely, truthful IHGB readers, I’ve been making penis swords for all the children of the world.

Because I am a professional balloon artist, I have gone back to the drawing board for a re-design that hopefully looks less phallic.

Tell me dear readers…can I get away with this sword at the church Fall Festival? Or is it just another yellow penis?

Innocent, sweet child holding the yellow sword:

I promise not to write “penis” anymore if you provide thoughts in the comment section.



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