This just in…it’s a penis
My mother is going to flip when she reads the word “penis” in the subject line. Let’s just get that out in the open now.
Thanks so much to those of you who commented on my balloon sword post. As pointed out by my loving father and all of my lovely, truthful IHGB readers, I’ve been making penis swords for all the children of the world.
Because I am a professional balloon artist, I have gone back to the drawing board for a re-design that hopefully looks less phallic.
Tell me dear readers…can I get away with this sword at the church Fall Festival? Or is it just another yellow penis?
Innocent, sweet child holding the yellow sword:
I promise not to write “penis” anymore if you provide thoughts in the comment section.
THANKS!
Yes, dear Lincee…it still looks like a penis to me. But I tend to think BIG and dream BIG! ha ha!
I can’t breathe!!! LOL From your subject line to Tricia Davis’ comment….OMG….man did I need a laugh today.
I think this design is better and not as phallic. Although the wording of your first post made me immediately thing phallic versus if i’d just seen it w/o the words first it would have taken a moment probably. I say go w/ this one…but I’m not sure how else you can make it so no minds go in that direction. Kids minds won’t so maybe that’s what matters most. =)
this is definitely a sword…the other one was definitely a penis.
This cracks me up. I read but didn’t respond to your last post…..then I read this one and couldn’t stop singing “Father, why do these words sound so nasty?” from the movie Hair. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
much better…this looks like a sword… to me at least
Just remember … “The penis mightier than the sword.”
MUCH better!!!
much more PG-rated than the teal twig & berries. Bravo!
This is passable as a sword. The other was not.
I think is definitely more sword-like – just make sure you watch the colors. green and neon yellow are probably safe. pink? orangish? even blue is questionable.
Now that’s a sword 😉
Ha – its still a bit phallic. But not as bad
I google image searched balloon swords – and I think if you changed up the handle a bit it would look more like a sword. 😀
i am afraid that excalibur itself would look like a penis at this point…
That is a kickin’ sword! I want one!!!
@ Vicki G- brilliant, thanks for the laugh, even more than usual at all the funny beaners and of course Lincee.