Unruly: not submissive or conforming to rule

I asked it the last time she was arrested and I’ll ask it again…

Mary Mary…why you buggin?

Oh you haven’t heard? Thanks to several of my dear, sweet readers, I was recently informed via email and text and Facebook and Twitter that dear Mary Mary (our favorite Bob the Bachelor reject and sort of fiancé of Butch Wax the fisherman) decided to become “unruly” in a bar this weekend.

Let’s all say it together: “BLESS HER HEART!” She has officially fallen off the deep end. We need to hold an intervention maybe. Or form a support group for former Bachelorettes who are not allowed on ABC reunion shows anymore.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, see here:

Who else should be in the support group? The gold-digger chick from Jesse’s season? Should we go ahead and induct DDAHnna? Or would her Daddy get mad and make me sleep with the fishes? What do you think IHGB readers?

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BC

how old is she anyway? she’s looking late 30s. shouldn’t she be over the bar scene? definitely an intervention. you can induct DD after her failed attempt to make it as a TV star ….

Leslie
Leslie

Does anyone else find it hard to believe that Mary is 5’8″ or 5’9″? She seemed very petite on the show.

adriana

Bless her heart.

That really is the perfect phrase! I think DDAHnna should be in the support group for sure.

Leslie – maybe she was wearing heels?

Mo
Mo

Can’t you all see that Mary is depressed because she is ready to get married and have children and Byron (the Bachelor who supposed is looking for love) is still playing games. Mary is trying to find refuge in the bottom of a bottle. Bless her heart.

Note to Mary: Byron is not going to marry you. When a man wants to do something, he does. If he wanted to marry you he would have. You are wasting your time………………..move on and start working your way through the twelve steps………………

Missy
Missy

Her boobs look huge and new!

MarriedWithEyes
MarriedWithEyes

BC – she is 41

sara.alice
sara.alice

#5-YES, her boobs ARE bigger! She looks kinda hot in that pic. Calling the plastic surgeon now…..

Animal Lover
Animal Lover

Does the term “He’s just not that in to you” come to mind?

nicole
nicole

Wow! I’m thinking she definitely needs some kind of professional heart. My heart goes out to her! She always appeared to be on of the more level headed, conservative bachelorettes. This doesn’t help The Bachelor/Bachelorette on finding successful couples!

BluesFan06
BluesFan06

I think that chick with the rotting eggs from Travis’ season is a great contender for the support group…

aggiegirl
aggiegirl

I think that the girl from Lorenzo’s season that was such the prima dona wearing the crown is a great choice for the support group

oklabachfan
oklabachfan

This is one of the best au naturel mug shots I’ve seen a while!
She looks great at 40, intoxicated, with little make up.
I hope she gets herself together soon.

Laurie

I think Mary will go ahead and go to an AA meeting after that one hour in a Del Rio jail. I’m disappointed she didn’t have to spend the nite but that one hour should do it. Can you imagine ? Time to turn it over, Mary … You admit you are powerless over alcohol, and that your life has become unmanageable … Love from The Prairie. xoxo.

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