Waiting for Boaz

My boss just forwarded me the email below. It’s comforting to know that when he receives such solid advice for single ladies, he immediately shares the wisdom, walks into my office laughing about it and then reminds me of an overdue deadline.

In the Bible, Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on your Boaz, don’t settle for ANY of his relatives. Brokeaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz ,Cheapaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz. Please wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

Naturally, the rest of the afternoon consisted of me giggling at my desk when I was clever enough to come up with more of Boaz’s relatives: Jackaz, Selfishaz and Arrogantaz.

I’m sure there are more. Challenged EXTENDED.


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