We’re putting it to a vote

jakeI know that several of you are ready to jump ship because you have heard that Pilot Jake is next season’s Bachelor. C’mon people. It’s not that bad, is it?  Remember how fun he was during the first one-on-one date with Jillian?  

Wait.  There was that weird moment where he “surprise” kissed her in more of an attack mode verses smooth operator mode.

Whatever.  I’m sure he’s learned from his mistakes.  Let’s hope he has a good friend who played the episode back to him in slow motion…several times…to prove that he needs to work on his approach.  At least he’s not a complete chach.

Hold on.  He didcome back to tattle on He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.  I agree with the general idea of the gesture, but actually doing it made him ever-so-chachy. 

That’s beside the point.  Jake is a live Ken Doll and it will be fun to see what happens.  Am I right?

Ah crap.  Who am I kidding.  If ABC is going to be annoying and recycle an old Bachelor YET AGAIN, I would have loved for it to be Reid.  Or Kyptonite.  Or an entire show about Kyptonite’s abs. 

Now there’s something I can get behind.

You guys decide.  Who would be a better Bachelor for the show?

Jake the Ken Doll?  Kyptonite and his Superabs?  Reid the Adorable?  Or should they have gone with some fresh meat? 

Let your voice be heard in the comment section below.


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