What to look for during “Women Tell All”

As most of you know, I was invited to LA last weekend for the taping of “Women Tell All.” It was glorious. I was threatened with my life and first born to NOT leak any details until the big day. But today is the day that I get to spill the beans! Rejoice!

So it is without further adieu that I give you a super awesome cheat sheet of fabulous things to look forward to tonight.

  • Even though Our Host Chris Harrison was severely under the weather, he was able to maintain a certain quick wit that we all know and love.  Through glassy eyes and strained voice, my hope is that the line “It’s like interviewing a bunch of sailors” does not land on the cutting room floor.
  • Miss Pacific Palisades vies for most annoying former contestant ever.  Don’t ask me her name, because I don’t remember, but she has an opinion about E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
  • Harrison encourages all the women to openly and honestly bash Courtney.  Then he brings her out for a public melt down.  It was glorious.
  • Sparkled dresses and nude shoes were strongly encouraged.
  • Oh look!  A tampon!
  • Harrison calls Shawntel “the embalmer.”
  • One of the girls lost respect for Groban after watching the show.
  • Best quote of the night was by Jugs McGee to Courtney:  “You called me a stripper on national TV.  Who was the one who got naked and went skinny dipping?”  The word you’re looking for is touché.
  • Jaime the lap dancer has the opportunity to explain herself.  Somehow, the explanation makes everything worse.  PAINFUL.
  • This just in…Groban wears grey.
  • Groban’s butt also makes another appearance.
  • There’s a b-roll package entitled, “Where Are They Now?”  I’ve got two words for you:  HELLO REID!

I’ll be recapping the show tomorrow and then posting a special “What You Didn’t See” that includes behind the scenes scoop and my personal interviews with Groban, Emily, Nicki and Kacie B. this week too.  It’s Bachelorpalooza y’all!  Enjoy!

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March 5, 2012 5:26 pm

So excited. I can’t wait to hear everything. Love me some Reid.

March 5, 2012 5:34 pm

Lincee, Please tell me you met Reid?? And we all want to know if you really told Groban about his immature actions and lack of entertainment.

Oh wait, you are way too nice for that, can’t wait to hear it all!!

Lori H
Lori H
March 5, 2012 5:37 pm

Only ONE woman lost their respect for Groban? I cannot wait to watch tonight! I hope you’re visible somewhere too…

March 5, 2012 5:43 pm

Your post just confirms it – I might have to watch it live tonight! I normally just tune in online, but this sounds as though it will be as ridiculous as I had predicted! Yay! I am ready for a new Bachelor/Bachelorette!

March 5, 2012 5:46 pm

what were you wearing. where were you sitting??? will we be able to see you??

March 5, 2012 6:07 pm

Yea! Fun! Did you take notes while you were there? This was great!

March 5, 2012 6:12 pm

“the word you are looking for is touche”

Lincee, I really like you. You make the train wreck bearable and at some times enjoyable! Tonight is one that has potential for outright enjoyment!

March 5, 2012 6:32 pm

Excellent! I’m looking forward to the palooza!
Congrats on the invite and interviews…BIG TIME!

March 5, 2012 6:56 pm

I stopped watching 4 episodes ago, but I will be tunning in tonight.

Lincee, I’m so glad that you got to go, and experience this for us first hand.

March 5, 2012 8:53 pm

Lincee, please tell me how you managed to resist leaping on the stage with a pair of scissors to cut his god-awful hair?!?!?

March 5, 2012 8:58 pm

Lincee, So glad you got to be there & will be able to give us the real scoop!!

Lacia C
Lacia C
March 5, 2012 9:16 pm

The Grandma’s granddaughter got it right — Miss Pacific Palisades was a chihuahua! YIKES. Just shut up already!

Didn’t buy Courtney’s apology at all and Ben looked awful – the everpresent moppy hair, his skin was pasty and he looked like he hadn’t slept in days.

Overall, I enjoyed this WTA better than all the previous eps! The gals were in fine form tonight and had their say. Although I was glad to see Shawntel call them out on those hurtful comments.

My favorite moment was Kacie B squashing the bug on her hand (aka Courtney). hehehehe

March 5, 2012 9:28 pm

Train wreck. I’ve never seen the entire group of girls band together like this one about any subject ~ esp on of the other girls!!

He must pick Courtney – why else would ABC go to all that trouble and put her through so much humiliation if not to try and persuade some remnant of public favor at the last minute???

Ready for your rendition…CAN. NOT. WAIT.

March 5, 2012 10:18 pm

Courtney must have been the mean girl in high school and never fixed her personality. And she forgot that there were millions of people behind those cameras.

Tonight’s a little revenge for every victim!!!!

March 5, 2012 11:20 pm

Would the real Courtney please stand up? Oh, yes, there you are… the mean girl who said crappy things over and over again. What’s that? You’ve had negative press that has put an unbelievable hardship on you, your family, and your friends? The horrors! And now you would like to save a little face, play coy, be apologetic, shed a few tears, and hope all the ugly goes away? I’m not the betting type, especially when it comes to people. They are just so unpredictable. However, I’m willing to bet that we see or read more than one interview in… Read more »

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