Why yes, that does appear to be Groban’s bare butt.

Hello Bachelor friends!

Thanks so much for all the alerts, texts, Facebooks, tweets and calls that ABC posted the faces and features of the women vying for Groban’s love and affection. Traditionally, I would pour over the ladies’ stat sheets and reveal my top four contestants based on look and answers alone, but today’s schedule does not permit me to truly give the time and dedication this process deserves. Perhaps tomorrow? Or Saturday? I’m sure I can squish it in between the seven-year-old performance of The Nutrcacker I’m attending and my friend Kyle’s wedding.

Never fear. I leave you with an interesting Bachelor Groban promo courtesy of Entertainment Weekly that throws all caution and grey-colored Levis to the wind (2:44!) Thanks to IHGB reader Jennifer for emailing me THIS LINK!

Clearly, ABC has resorted to certain “Girls Gone Wild with a Bachelor” methods and we need to discuss what’s happening.  I KNOW some of you have important opinions to share with the group regarding the clip. Please feel free to sound off in the comment section and I’ll salute my favorite line in my next post this weekend!

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Denise
Denise
December 8, 2011 11:45 am

Goodness me! I believe we will see it all (or most of it) this season. I can’t get over how many times these girls were bleeped. They seem to be getting trashier every season.

Ruby25
Ruby25
December 8, 2011 11:57 am

How romantic.

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin
December 8, 2011 12:06 pm

They really did visit the CRAZY store to get some of these women. Wonder who the chick in the hooker heals is?!?!? Ashley? Ali?

Gindi
December 8, 2011 12:11 pm

I’m thinking this particular Groban’s motto will be You Drag Me Down (no way in bleep does You Raise Me Up befit anyone featured on that promo).

Erin
December 8, 2011 1:06 pm

Ok, this season will be known as the MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER with the most F-bombs. Were do these girls come from? And who gets naked in primetime reality shows? Oh wait, don’t answer that.

So not looking forward to the year of Groban. I think he could do much better on his own. Nonetheless, we’ll get to see what the intern has in store for us.

And as always, what Lincee has to say. I think that’s why they keep airing this show!

Barchbo
Barchbo
December 8, 2011 1:38 pm

At some point, the contestants stopped looking for love and started looking to become the next Snooki.

Maybe the contestants thought it was “You Lift Me up….and You Lift up My Skirt….”

Kristin
Kristin
December 8, 2011 5:56 pm

Glad I’m not the only one that thought they all had potty mouths! Wow! If I wanted to hear that much bleeping, I would watch Jerry Springer!

eebisme
eebisme
December 8, 2011 6:46 pm

Oh that mystery women definitely had Ashely’s bow legs! I could recognize them anywhere.

Lacia C
Lacia C
December 8, 2011 7:30 pm

As I say at the start of every season…let the parade of psychos reign! Some of them make Michelle Money and the other Michelle (from Jake’s season) look tame!

Katie
December 8, 2011 8:02 pm

I feel like I have seen it all. Literally.

Ashley
Ashley
December 8, 2011 9:20 pm

ABC is keeping it classy, or should we say assy.

Kim
Kim
December 8, 2011 9:34 pm

It looks like there will be enough ugly crying to last a lifetime.

Jill
Jill
December 8, 2011 11:58 pm

Chugga chugga choo choo! What’s that I hear in the distance? Oh yeah, a train wreck. CAN’T WAIT!!!

OhMyAwesomeness
OhMyAwesomeness
December 9, 2011 10:25 am

I think I am going to have to change my name…this looks no where near Awesome!

I guess the rumors are true, Ben is a player…and we got taken in by the ABC edit. Either that or this is the “revenge” Bachelor, who is going to make all women pay for what that mean old Ashley did…hmmm.

OhMyAwesomeness
OhMyAwesomeness
December 9, 2011 10:30 am

I don’t watch Jerry Springer either…and if that is what this is – I will be tuning out and just reading Lincee’s blog instead.

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