World Cup Hunk: Oui, s’il vous plaît

IHGB reader Cecily introduced me to our World Cup hunk of the minute Yoann Gourcuff.  And for that, I am truly forever in her debt.

Because I’m convinced that if Yoann and I ever crossed paths, I’m pretty sure we would totally date.  I’ve suffered many hours of Google image research on this French midfielder and have come up with the following conclusions:

Yoann is a fun-loving guy.  I’m a fun-loving gal.  He has a killer smile.  I melt at killer smiles.  See?  Already this is a no brainer.

He works hard.  And he plays hard.  I have to admire a guy who can do both at the same time.

He’s affectionate.  I can envision myself in Chamakh 29’s place and let me tell you…it feels nice.  Even with home slice on the right included in the embrace.

But this is the one that nails it.  Clearly, my boy Yoann is a fan of Newsies.

And that just makes him precious to me.

I’m off to translate “seize the day” in French.  Here’s hoping it comes in handy one day!

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Amotee
Amotee

Holy cow. Thank you for your tireless efforts in seeking out world cup hotness.

bahamamama
bahamamama

God bless soccer players. Yummy.

Kim

Oh la la. How about “carpe diem?” All those Europeans know multiple languages, so it should work! Sidenote: have you seen the Youtube video where “Seize the Day” is remixed with Lady Gaga? Hilarity.

Marus

i love soccer players. why is it that they are the hottest of athletes?

:::adds “start attending soccer matches” to to-do list:::

Barchbo
Barchbo

Jack Kelly, eat your heart out! Hubba, hubba!

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin

This is exactly the reason I should have traveled more when I was young, wild and free. Now that I am old, tired and married I will just have to daydream…

And can we please discuss the fact that media whore Kate Gosselin wants to be the next Bachelorette.
WHAT?!?!?!?

sam226
sam226

Lincee, you have me interested in soccer. I watched a match yesterday and shamefully cheered for the team with the hottest goalie (Nigeria). Heading to the TV room soon so see what other great highlights I can get. I have no clue about any rules or things, just that they are trying to get the ball into the net. Go cute goalies!!!!!

Thanks for the hot Frenchman update. And yes, I can totally see how you would fit right into his life. Excellent research, dear friend.

rock paper scissors
rock paper scissors

OK- I know nothing about sports, but I DO know a beautiful man when I see one – WOW!! Lincee, I agree- you both have so much in common, you’d be perfect together!

LisaC
LisaC

WOW That is one beautiful man!! YUM!

True
True

Bon jour! Hmmm…wonder if all french men look like this or if they just export their best looking ones so the rest of the world’s women will be jealous?

Magda
Magda

So sad… apparently he’s gay???? Still amazing eye candy tho…

The December issue of Têtu has named Yoann Gourcuff its “bomb of the month.” The monthly gay magazine talks about the “doe eyes, rebellious locks, and tapering thighs” of the Girondins’ and France National Team’s newest #10. A check with the gay community also indicates that in Breton, “Gourcuff” … means “sweet man.”* When it comes to the “Bomb of the Month” title, Gourcuff succeeds Cristiano Ronaldo.

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin

Ok Magda, you should have kept that to yourself. I’m sad. I prefer to think of him as waiting for just the right woman. 🙂

SGT Cole
SGT Cole

I’m not sure if a French soccer player is a paragon of masculinity – but at least they are ATHLETES. Unlike buck-toothed golfing skirt-chaser El Tigre.

And anything on this page that celebrates competitors is good to go. I really hate actors.

Magda
Magda

@SGT Code – I agree – I couldn’t care less if he’s gay (or not) – he still makes my eyes happy! And who doesn’t want to look at a well toned athletic body with bedroom eyes and killer smile on top of it!!!

Lorraine
Lorraine

Lincee, I love your taste in men 🙂 He is such a hottie!! Keep ’em coming ,,,

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