Worst kept secret ever…
As many of you have probably read by now, Sean has been announced as the new Bachelor.
What do we think? I have to admit that I’m still processing. I did a word search on some of my old posts from Emily’s season and this is what came up:
Sean trots over to Emily wearing a navy v-neck, hot pink shorts and his favorite pair of Toms. Ames would be so proud.
Sean leans in for a kiss and gropes for either a thigh or Emily’s butt. He lands somewhere in the middle.
Most of the time Sean never shared his true feelings (which I think were legitimate) and when he did, he was reading them.
I’m not sure what to think about Sean. He had me with the turquoise plaid pearl snap and then lost me with the jeans that had bedazzled embellishments on the butt.
Of course, after several gratuitous shots of Doug and Sean changing into kilts and sleeveless, tight Under Armor shirts my mind was quickly distracted by bulging biceps and six pack abs.
Sean actually broke his log. Insert dirty joke here.
He rides through the streets of Prague on his white horse (okay, he was running) shouting, “EMILY” at the top of his lungs.
Should we be nervous about his lack of spontaneity? Or do the biceps outweigh that? Will he wear bedazzled jeans again? Or will I learn to love his fashion choices? Why do I miss Ames all of a sudden? One thing’s for sure…he’s no Roberto. Is that why I’m a bit disappointed? What do y’all think?