Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Cast Announced

I’ll admit it. Week six of Hannah’s journey to find someone other than Luke P. was an entertainment sponge. And the ABC producers knew it. They were smart enough to shove a bunch of drama in the first half and savvy enough to anticipate the tremors which would unavoidably rip through social media outlets after giving us nothing in the second.

Broadcast an hour’s worth of recap and Bachelor Nation will revolt. Don’t waste my time. My boy Zachary Levi was hosting the MTV movie awards and I chose to record it instead of live tweeting my love for him in real time. That might have been MY one chance to begin my own journey to find love with a nerdy superhero. Thanks ABC.

It’s obvious that they announced the Bachelor in Paradise season 6 cast to try and take our minds off of their treacherous behavior. Lucky for them, the list is 80-percent exciting, 19-percent annoying, and one-percent random. Let’s meet them!

Demi
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
She’s unforgettable. And I predict she will have a blast in Paradise, but she will go home without finding love.

Tayshia
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
Tayshia was the only lucky girl who got to experience somewhat of a fantasy suite with Colton before he jumped a fence and ran in the general direction of Cassie.

Blake
Becca’s Season
Why you remember him:
Blake could have been in Paradise last year, but he was too busy sweating nervously as Becca chose Garrett to be her lifelong soulmate. I think Hannah G. will be the girl he tries to woo. I also think every girl there will want to be woo’d by Blake.

Bibiana
Arie’s Season
Why you remember her:
Bibiana is everywhere. She’s sort of the fun version of Luke P. in that she refuses to leave. Not only did she drop mics all during Arie’s season, but she participated in the train wreck known as Bachelor Winter Games and last season’s Bachelor in Paradise. She will be the island’s resident assistant, giving everyone advice in their love lives. She and Demi will probably hate each other.

John Paul Jones
Hannah’s Season
Why you remember him:
He’s the youngest Hanson brother. He will be the one who drinks all day long and becomes best friends with Wells. Someone quirky or straight up odd will have to go for him, and I think that someone might be Havana Nicole. Newsflash: He’ll have no idea that she likes him, and she’ll cry when he asks someone else on a date.

Clay
Becca’s Season
Why you remember him:
Clay was the NFL guy who broke his arm playing football in one of the early weeks of Becca’s season. He’s the nice guy who wants a nice girl. He’ll lay low at first and then the ladies will swoon when they realize he’s sort of Mr. Perfect.

ABC
Hannah’s Season:
Why you remember him:
Thanks to his chach-tastic behavior, he is the chachiest of all the former chaches on this show. He will drive everyone (but John Paul Jones) NUTS. He will go after one girl hard, and she will feel bad for not liking him back. When all else fails, he will turn to everyone’s last resort — Annaliese.

Hello, gorgeous.

Onyeka
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
She was borderline obnoxious and always carried a blow horn around with her.

Katie
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
Katie was normal. Completely normal. She’s going on the show because she believes in the process ands to find love, but she’ll leave bloated and exhausted.

Hannah G.
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
Again, we don’t know if she was the runner-up or not, because as I mentioned above, Colton jumped a fence and ran in Cassie’s general direction. I will say that she is one who will turn heads. There will be at least two dudes who confess they agreed to come on the show just to meet her. She’ll do well in a “it’s just like camp!” sort of way.

Derek
JoJo’s Season (I KNOW, RIGHT?)
Why you remember him:
First, who could forget that face? Second, he practically fell in love in front of our eyes with Taylor two Bachelor in Paradises ago. Remember her? She hated Platinum Vagine Corinne. Derek didn’t propose in Mexico, but he did drop down on one knee during the after show. Evidently, that union is no longer intact. If Derek has a physical type, he’ll go after Sydney. If not, I predict he will fawn over Caelyn.

Havana Nicole
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
She cried all season long, but you can’t be mad at her about that. ALL SHE WANTS IS TO FIND LOVE IN PARADISE LIKE ASHLEY I-LASHES AND JARED. Is that too much to ask?

Sydney
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
Sydney came out of the gate strong with some sultry dance moves, but lost her momentum somewhere along the Hannah B. / Caelyn feud. She removed herself from the competition in week 6.

Annaliese
Arie’s Season

#bless
#helloboobjob

Caelyn
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
After swearing that she and Hannah B. were totally cool with each other, Caelyn was further scrutinized for having the audacity to say out loud that she was vying for the position of future bachelorette. Her arch nemesis got that gig and she’s off to Paradise. She will be pursued. And she will take her time deciding who will float her boat.

Jane
Colton’s Season
Why you remember her:
You technically don’t. She was gone in a blink on night one of Colton’s season. Jane is the one who gave him a picture with their dogs photoshopped together like they were best friends. Colton smelled the crazy and excused her from the lineup. I assume either her dad is a producer or her brother is a camera man. Time will tell.

Wills
Becca’s Season
Why you remember him:
Life of the party and always the best dressed. I am really, really, really concerned about that hair, though.

Kevin/Keith
Hannah’s Season
Why you remember him:
His name is come and go, but his eyes are certainly noteworthy. Although we’ve never heard him utter anything other than, “I think I dislocated my shoulder,” I have high hopes that someone will give him the time of day. I also have high hopes that he will wear sunscreen. WHITE THUNDER!

Chris
Emily Mayndard’s Season
Bachelor PAD (throwback!) Season 1 and 2
Andi’s Season
Bachelor in Paradise 1 and 2
Why you remember him:
He made a big deal that he was retiring from Bachelor franchise creepin’. That lasted five seconds. If Annaliese isn’t chached out by ABC, she’ll definitely go for him. At the old man age of 32, I highly doubt any of the young ones will look twice.

With an unequal ratio of men to women, I’d say a few more of Hannah’s rejects will be hitting the beaches. Who do you think will come down the cobblestone stairway with a date card in hand? Let me know in the comments section!

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Ruth

That picture of Jane, is a human stomach supposed to look like that?

Shannon M.
Shannon M.

No, it’s all ripply and contorted? I am concerned. Maybe she has an intestinal blockage?

Ruth

I mean, she’s probably standing all funny and twisted for the photographer, but you’d think they could use the photoshop like they did on Nicole’s face to smooth it out.

Ross
Ross

Hanna G. is just too awesome to be on BIP!

Alicia
Alicia

I always hate it when people are bashing others looks…but it has to be said – Caelyn is going to look so strange at 40 if she continues with her “updates.” But I am so looking forward to this train wreck!!

Lisa J
Lisa J

I’m trying to figure out what she did! She definitely looks different (and not better). I even pulled up her head shot from Colton’s season and went back and forth several times to try to figure it out. Maybe it’s just a bad angle? Or too much filler?

ScoobySnaxx
ScoobySnaxx

Yup. Me scared.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

I think it’s the lips. Her face is not attractive now.

abby
abby

It’s the cheeks and lips–wayyyyy too many injections!

Kelli
Kelli

Derek reminds me of John Krasinski. I think this BIP might give the Carly/Evan season a run for its money. Maybe. The Carly/Evan season was the Best. One. Ever. I am glad Bibiana is back. She’s funny as hell. Is Wells back as bartender? I hope they don’t bring Yuki back. Maybe they could bring Ben Higgins back as Bartender #2.

Milly
Milly

Ditto on all

Haley
Haley

If I remember correctly, Lincee’s nickname for him during JoJos season was Jim Halpert:)

wilhelmina
wilhelmina

Clay and Angie broke up? I had no idea (and I follow him on Insta. Whoops.) I wonder if she’s scheduled to show up later for a little drama…

Milly
Milly

Oh no! They looked so cute and normal together!

Leigh
Leigh

Ugh. Luke P is totally going to stroll in with a date card isn’t he… gag me

Courtney
Courtney

I had completely forgotten about Derek and Taylor…

Kate
Kate

Ugh. Not Chris again.

Jennifer
Jennifer

Lincee! Go back to Colton’s ‘The Women Tell All’ episode to see the only reason that anyone should know who Jane is. (Hannah B. snaps when no-show Jane tries to participate in the drama… it’s good. You will thank me.)

Milly
Milly

Chris! I can’t recall the specific details right now but oh my, was he the villainist villain that ever villained. I just remember that he was sweet and naive in emily’s season and then in BP or BIP something he did was so horrible… ugh. Someone remind me!
I skipped Coltons season this year and now Im regretting it because majority of the girls are from his season and they look like the ones to watch. The guys seriously leave what to be desired. The only one I’m excited about is BLAKE! 🙂 I guess Kevin/Keith can maybe have potential? Is he the one that walked in on Jed and Hannah kissing but made it funny, or was that one of the Dylans/Devins?
As far as more of Hannah’s rejects joining- I’m still rooting for Tyler to win but if he doesn’t, Id love to see him here. If Luke P joins I just may stop watching. ABC, take that as a warning!!!

Reba
Reba

Milly, Chris B was the one who flashed his package on the kilt date on Emily M’s season. He was immature (24 or 25) and whined about not being taken seriously. Then went on BP and was the villain, two timing and scheming and hooking up etc… I can’t remember BIP, but I do remember him on reality steve’s podcast talking about being addicted to the spotlight and how it changes his character so he will never go on another show… and then he officially retired on the BIP after show. ahem. I see him with Annaleise if ABC CAM passes on her. He has the potential for a Chris and Krystal style redemption story? You missed nothing on Colton’s season, it was even more boring than Arie’s season. Hannah G would say like 3 words and then start sucking face. Colton made Arie look like he had mad conversation skills. I do have Hannah G as the one to pair up right away like Kendall and Joe…. but who is going to be her Joe?? NOT BLAKE, sorry, he’s going to play the field.

Lara
Lara

That’s funny about the mad conversation skills. Kind of think the forced drama, alcohol, various plot fillers, exotic locales and constant kissing, throwing people on pool tables are all part of a distraction away from how lacking that department really is. I am looking forward (a little!) to Paradise this time. I may regret that. Hannah G. is beautiful and seems like a nice person. Did not see whatever season Demi was in but that looks hopeful entertainment wise. Kevin never got the chance to “love hard” this season so maybe that will change for better or worse.

Ruth

John Paul Jones kind of looks like if Julia Styles and Heath Ledger had had a baby together. The secret love child of “Ten things I hate about you.”

MeM
MeM

LOL!

Lizzie
Lizzie

That is perfect!!