Bachelor Jake: Episode 2
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out how to get off cloud nine. Boy. It’s crowded up here. There’s Ali hoisting up her strapless yellow dress. And Ella is giving more of Ethan’s toys away. Oh look! Jeffrey Osborne is here to sing “On the Wings of Love!”
I take it back. Recap won’t be up until later this afternoon. I LOVE THIS SONG! Sorry about that. I’m just having too much fun! (Read: I have morning meetings.)
You guys talk amongst yourselves until I return. What do you think about Roz and the “staffer” who was FIRED? What about Flight Attendant Ashley and Samantha Jones getting the boot? Who is going to win it all?
All I can say is clearly OHCH is NOT very good with confrontation! He looked like he was about to throw up when he was having to confront Roz. And I would like to know exactly what the “inappropriate relationship” was, details please, just kissing or more?!?!?!
I really like Ali. I think there are several psycho stalkers! This will be interesting…
I knew it was her! Last nights episode was soooo gooood!
I think the Roz scandal was either made up or WAY exagerrated!!!! I dont think it was sexual, but they made it seem that way to help their ratings! Notice OHCH just kept saying ‘innapropriate relationship’… if there would have been any time of sexual relationship he would have been all over that!!!
And Im ready for Ella to go.. who gives away their 7 year old child’s favorite toy to a complete stranger?? Shes psycho. I hope Tenley and Ali are the final 2!
Speaking as a former flight attendant, I’m beginning to think that Jake is in the “I’ll bet he wears 4 stripes on his boxer shorts, too” group. Never once did I see any pilot hook his shades on his epaulets. So he thinks model-with-an-ego Rozlyn is “mysterious”. Pitiful. So far, Ali seems refreshingly normal. Michelle – not so much. Air Force Elizabeth would have been far too much of a threat. Now we understand about all those first dates he refers to. Bet me Vienna’s daddy is thinking he might not have to foot the bill for any more new cars, and Vienna is dreaming of those Belgian waffles Jake offered Jillian last season.
Oh, and what about Elizabeth, Miss Big Tease 2010!!! First you tell him not to kiss you, then you ask him if he wants to kiss you, then you tell him you want to kiss him, then you tell him to make out with your forehead. WHAT!!!!!!
My favorite line last night – Christine (drunk as a skunk) – when interrupted by whoever it was when she was in the tent with Jake – “I think we need a shot” – LOL
Poor Chris! I thought he was going to cry when he was confronting Roz – he’s either a really sensitive guy, or a really good actor!
my guess is that the relationship was somehere between platonic and sexual. OHCH says it turned physical in his blog (can’t remember if he said it last night). Obvs, phsyical doesn’t mean sex, but in the context of the show, probably still inappropriate…
I googled Rozlyn + Bachelor last night, and there’s all this stuff about ABC pulling a fast one on us… to be totally honest, i don’t know about you guys, but i don’t care. nothing in this show is “reality”; i don’t watch it because it’s totally honest and true-to-life, but because it’s entertaining (and to read Lincee’s blog 🙂 )
I’m glad Christina’s gone, since she seems to have pulled at 180 since last week.
And Elizabeth…. man oh man, that girl’s got a strategy. (i like kissing, but i totally respect when people want to wait… however, telling someone – male or female – that they can’t kiss you until they’re ready to kiss only you and then teasing them and asking if they want to kiss you doesn’t seem honest or very nice)
I think Corrie’s going to be the dark horse… didn’t see a lot of her, but she’s pretty cute and doesn’t seem to have any drama following her around…
Elizabeth is just trying to pretend she has “values”…SHE does not take kissing lightly afterall! Too funny, we will see if her strategy works, or if she is the one that is told “maybe you should just go ahead and leave now”. What do you think, is it Elizabeth or the stalker that likes to pout, Michelle???
I am sure that the “inappropriate relationship” was not sexual, they have cameras and microphones all over the place, so if they had anything close to that it would have been shown. I think Roz was getting special favors, like getting to call her son or her agent or something like that. Remember how they trumped up the E.D. thing – if they we “comically open about an inappropriate relationship” we would have film people!
Surprised ABC played the “On the Wings of Love” Jeffrey Osbourne card already. Whatever will they do come episode 4? Loved the show but starting to seriously question my reasons for that feeling.
That song – did anyone else just dive behind their couch cushions in embarrassment…the motorcycle, the plane – short dress, seatbelt, etc.; the old car, the Chicago concert!!!!!!! OM awesomeness – I was so “bless their hearts!”.
I did not think Chris acted like he was going to cry, JMHO. I thought he was trying not to laugh. I thought Roz was looking at Chris like, what did I do that was so unusual…and then she started to allude to having a boyfriend before she came on the show. Or was that my imagination…then she shut up when she realized that was not what Chris was talking about! She looked so furious that she did not trust herself to speak. Maybe they thought her huge chest was an unfair advantage. lol
What do you mean what will they do come episode 4? They will KEEP PLAYING that blasted song…it’s the theme song for the season, for pete’s sake. Everytime someone is in the air or near anything “winglike” – water wings, buffalo wings, wingdings – we will hear it. That’s my prediction, so fasten your seat belt . . .
I forgot about Elizabeth’s kissing tease last night!!!! Ugh that rubbed me the wrong way!!! He was being nice and respecting her ‘no kissing’ values, but then she kept shoving it in his face!!!! I agree she is just pretending to have values and trying to use it to her advantage… such a tease!!
Also, I think maybe Michelle (psycho) is the one that is ‘asked to leave’.. I hope so anyways. Her, Elizabeth and Ella all need to go!
Oh and I think the Roz thing was inappropriate regardless if sexual or not – she was supposed to be on the show to “fall in love” with Jake and clearly she was not if she can kiss/make-out/sleep with a “staffer” during the taping of the show. I am sure it wasn’t anything major but it is a blatant slap in the Bachelor’s face…Of course, it all could have been handled off camera since the “staffer” was already fired by the time they brought up to Roz and Jake…ABC wanted the buzz, of course! And, OHCH has to do what they say to some extent!
Notes from a dude:
I almost turned it off when they played “On the wings of looooooove”.
Those motorcycle helmets are so big that Ali and he looked like two old ladies sitting under their hair driers at the salon.
If Elizabeth’s boobs were any farther apart they’d be on her back.
When Christina got the boot my daughter asked, “Where’s her jelly beans?”
Jessica is smoking hot.
Tenly for the win.