Bachelor Jake: Episode 3

by Lincee
January 18, 2010
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I’m writing a letter to Jake on yellow notebook paper. After that, I’m going to search the upside down Spiderman kiss on YouTube so I can include it in my recap.

So much to do. So little time.

Tags: Bachelor Jake

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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oh Jake...

January 18, 2010 11:49 pm

I think I had to hide behind a pillow all night dying to know what you have to say about it all tomorrow… look forward to your recap!

January 19, 2010 12:11 am

Ok, a few preliminary thoughts:

Michelle has a tramp stamp! LOL. I am super sad that Jake let her go. (first smart thing of the season). We always need a crazy hanging around. Also, the whole…”are you kidding, that was nothing” was totally dubbed.

Vienna wore a tutu in the hot tub. How poetic. This girl is so sad, I really wish she was going home tonight. Oh yeah, she is on “cloud Jake”…….haha she should have been on the comedy show date.

Elizabeth…..you took a gamble that did not work. Every man does not like the hard to get girl. You lose, adios.

Valishia, nearly perfect exit. Don’t cry over a commuter pilot. LOL
Ali, we all love “Pooh”

Lastly, for the first time this season Jake is making Texas proud. He showed real guts tonight.

jeneva jean

January 19, 2010 12:30 am

I missed large chunks of the show, scalded my thigh, (when din-din water boiling noodles jumped out of the pot onto my left leg) and dealt w 3 yr old melt.down. central for a good 42 minutes…at least.
ugh.

someone clue me in on michelle’s departure… he only ditched 2 at the ceremony – so she went early??????
must.know!

can’t wait for blog tomorrow! don’t delay, lincee!

lvdmusician

January 19, 2010 12:32 am

Jake seems to actually be showing some kahunas…and who the heck is Valishia? I feel like tonight’s the first time I ever saw her.

Team Ali or Ella.

ChrisinColorado

January 19, 2010 12:34 am

Did anyone know that vanilla was in the rainbow? I don’t even think rainbow skittles have a vanilla. “I’m not just vanilla, I’m every color of the rainbow.” Good one.

witchy woman

January 19, 2010 12:45 am

TMI should be the title to this episode…..gawl!! Everyone had some “deep” secret they had to confess to Jake or as a confessional!!! We even learned Jake was afraid of heights…..who would of thought? I agree that Jake finally grew a pair in dealing with some of these women!! I’m liking him just a little bit more.

This episode was filled w/ SO much material and drama…….BRING IT LINCEE!!!

Marus

January 19, 2010 1:17 am

I’m liking Vienna… she seems kind of awkward… and jake’s kind of dorky… I think it could work.

Maybe I’m just reacting to the ganging up by every other girl on Vienna…. but I’m totally on her team now.

Kirsten

January 19, 2010 1:24 am

#7 Marus – I agree with you. I think I’m reacting to the other girls bitchiness too, but I feel like Vienna doesn’t deserve the negativity they project towards her. (I know they only show us what they want us to see, but still…) Other girls interrupt each other (Vienna was interrupted on the 6-Flags date by the girl with margaritas) and they aren’t jumping all over one another. I believe it was even Elizabeth who told Vienna – after being interrupted – she needed to use her time better. Well same back at ya I guess.

I hope Ali backs off a bit – she’s just coming off as catty and bitchy with her attacking of Vienna. I was on team Ali until tonight’s episode, now I don’t really have a team because I still WANT to like Ali but she needs to re-focus her energies on positive vibes towarsds Jake instead of being the voice for the anti-Vienna contingent.

saggleo

January 19, 2010 1:43 am

#3 – jeneva jean – Jake called Michelle’s bluff and sent her packing! She pulled the “I’m going to leave card” on him and he told her to go. Just before that they had an awkward convo – her telling him she wants a husband, kids, blah blah (same story she’s been spewing). And after all that sobbing she then asked him if it would be weird or something if she asked him for a kiss right now…and he gave her this long (or it was editing) peck and she was like..”that was it, that was nothing” or something along those lines – basically she dissed it, then said she was going home, but she’d stay if he wanted her too…and he told her to go.

#8 – Kirsten – I said the same thing on the old blog post about Elizabeth dissing Vienna and telling her to utilize her time better. I immediately screamed that at the tv when she told her they weren’t done. LOL We’ll maybe if she hadn’t spent half her time trying to be all “sexy” and teasing him and putting her hand under her hair to flip it up and prop herself up just right and give him the stare…she’d have used her time more wisely.

It always irritates me when they get to talking about another girl to the bach behind her back…and won’t say half the stuff to her face. And telling him first, THEN telling her DOESN’T make you a badazz in my eyes!

saggleo

January 19, 2010 1:47 am

Ok Marus got an answer on the pregnant line – but I’m not sure if it’s spoiler material since it wasn’t aired on the show. I don’t think it’s a spoiler but I’m not trying to be a part of that camp either. Crappers – I’m perplexed.

krazy train

January 19, 2010 1:53 am

i’m glad I am not the only one feeling kind of sorry for vienna. her apology seemed pretty sincere and the mean girls were right back at it with her. maybe she, too, will turn out to be another whack job………… I hope not. michelle was def. riding the crazy train!! a lot of the girls seemed more interested in each other then with jake……..ouch!

Jasmin

January 19, 2010 2:02 am

I didn’t watch tonight’s episode (will do tomorrow on abc.com or later this week) but I’m SO LOOKING FORWARD to your review! It’s the highlight of my week. 😀

AussieNatalie

January 19, 2010 4:56 am

downloading atm (because goodness knows WHEN it would air here in Australia lol we’re JUST seeing HTC Brad now!) but download is SOOOOOOOOOOOO slow (seed people lol) that it could be Friday before I get to watch so EAGERLY awaiting Lincee’s HILARIOUS review.