The recap will be up as soon as I go buy some blue Listerine to rinse out my mouth. Since I will be doing all of this blind folded, it may take a while.
In the meantime, feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section. I’ll go first:
I missed most of the kissing contest because I was rocking back and forth with my hands over my face, hiding behind a couch cushion, searching for the lost remote control or laughing hysterically.
Your turn.
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I have to say I was with Wes when he said the thought of being last in line to swap the spit was grossing him out. I was completely embarrassed for Natalie and Elizabeth, although I am not sure why because those two had no shame.
It’s called STD’s.
I was cringing the whole time……
Why does Gia not seem to get that it was completely her fault that she ended up getting voted off? If she had given the rose to Sonny like she planned too last week, instead of getting sidetracked by the Western Bonehead (Shakespeare? REALLY?!?!), none of that would have happened. Are you sure you still want to see Kypton’s abs, considering how incredibly passive-aggressive the rest of him is? If I see Tenley pull another about-to-cry-nose-wrinkle, I’m going to strangle all of the chipmunks that do her hair and makeup.
What’s with Kiptyn only able to kiss a girl’s top or bottom lip but not both at once? Dude’s aim is way off.
Tenley had never kissed Kiptyn until that contest? Wow. Ladies and gents, I think we made it through a whole episode without her crying.
The kissing contest was simply disgusting to watch. I can’t imagine in this day and age, AIDS, etc, that ABC would/could even think this was entertaining. It was disgusting!
FINALLY! Did you watch the clip at the end of the show where Weatherman was singing a little ditty to everyone while “playing guitar”…? Kiptyn’s abs were out and about for the world to ogle. They are still in quite good form. Mmmmm….
And speaking of Weatherman’s ditty…it was actually kinda funny…although how creepy was it that he was sooo pumped about getting to do that disgusting kissing contest. He is a creeper.
I have always enjoyed The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I take it for what it is…mostly entertainment, so I don’t get too bent out of shape and take it too serious about all of the “love” stuff. However, the entire kissing contest debacle…and then the TOPLESS escapade with Natalie in the hottub, just about sent me over the edge. ABC…this was a bit raunchy for primetime. You almost lost me.
eeeewwwwwww
The kissing contest was G-R-O-S-S. I would not want to have a handshake with some of those people much less make out blindfolded (i.e. Nata-whore, Eliza-crazy).
Poor Nata-whore wanted t be topless so bad…guess it was not a big deal for her considering she has no boobies.
#5 Julie – Abs Boy was the bad kisser on Jillian’s season, so I’m not surprised to see he’s still true to form.
Did anyone else hear that CCC has said no to being the next Bach and they are considering Kiptyn? I think I heard that on E or Extra or Inside Edition.
As for last night’s debacle. Nat and Liz, get a clue, Peyton won because she wasn’t trying to mouth f**** the guys with her tongue. Talk about sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I am removing The Bachelor Pad from my DVR.
Gag. Why did I watch this? Why couldn’t I stop? I will keep watching but there are several things I’m over;
1) the fallinig off one shoulder tops that are too big. Do the girls not now that these look bad on TV?
2) GIA: In Gia’s world it’s bad to kiss boys, but totally ok to cuddle and talk with one in your bed all night
3) Tenley’s crying or almost crying. She is WAY too sensitive to be on a reality show
That is all for now.
#4 -Mellybee – AGREE with your entire comment! That girl was getting on my nerves so much I was hoping she went home! Wish granted! And this – “If I see Tenley pull another about-to-cry-nose-wrinkle, I’m going to strangle all of the chipmunks that do her hair and makeup.” LMBO!!!
Kip bugged me a little last night…I lied to Peyton…but let me act like a jerk to Tenley so I’m not associated with her…but I want to be after this is over. Well dufus there’s a better way of going about that to the Disney Princess. And that girl needs to man up too!
I hate to say it but Kip’s abs may have been in full view…but so were Dave Good’s and he was giving him some competition…he still annoys me too but I was happy he gave Gia the boot! lol
#13 – kissy face – boobies…lol. Do you watch RHoNJ? LOL
#14 – Deb – I heard about CCC on E! not accepting it…missed the Kiptyn part.
I can’t believe I’m watching this trainwreck…although most of the kissing stuff I missed too…just…ewww!
Dis-friggin-gusting!!! I was so embarrassed for them all. Natalie and Elizabeth’s family must be so proud!
I am so over Gia. I’m glad she’s gone. Seriously, she complained about everyone going against “the group” and screwing everything up by not voting Kyptin out last week, but doesn’t she remember that she is the one that ultimately screwed it up by not giving Craig the rose? She took zero blame for that but wanted to blame everyone else for her going home. Whatever. This is one bad show. But I will still watch this trainwreck.