Bachelorette Becca recap: Pineapple
Most of you around here know that “pineapple” is the official safe word for the iHateGreenBeans community. We’ve used it since Mesnick’s Melba toast season and it has come in handy thousands of times throughout the seasons.
Let me say, dear reader, that it was PROCLAIMED last night over and over and over again when this happened:
There it is. In all its golden glory. I’m afraid Houston doesn’t have enough antibacterial hand sanitizer to squirt directly into my eyeballs. The image is there F-O-R-E-V-E-R. Therefore, I will have to adopt the same helmet/goggle situation Becca is wearing in the picture above for the rest of my life.
Also, work hinders me from writing my recap in a timely manner. It’s going to be tardy. I apologize for that. But have no fear! Y’all can have a conversation right here in the comments section. I’ll give you a topic:
Is the earth flat?