Recaps

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: I Love That

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter.  Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic

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IHGB #183: Meet Bachelorette Clare’s Guys

It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart. Questions we asked ourselves: Is hybrid hair paste is a thing? Why does Brenden

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ Recap: This is LIVE TV

Dancing with the Stars Recap 2020: Episode 4 It’s episode four of Dancing with the Stars and this is the week that all the professionals demand that their partners really show up for the judges. Now is the time to pull away from the proverbial safe pack and really go for broke.  Tyra shares that this is also the week that our “stars” will be sharing emotional stories about his

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ Disney Week Recap

Dancing with the Stars Disney Week Recap: Episode 3 Sometimes I want to bless Tyra’s heart. I’m bothered by her inability to ask manageable follow-up questions to a contestant who is trying to catch his or her breath after a ninety-second runaround we like to call a quickstep. I also wish that she didn’t utter “get it?” when she executes a well-delivered pun.  But her illuminated Minnie Mouse dress paired with

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