Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 4 So. Much. D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. I have thoughts upon thoughts. Let’s get right to it, shall we? As usual, I will keep it tight with the “Top 5 Things You Need To Know” recap, accompanied by my super-nifty Spotify playlist. Enjoy!! “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis Presley Well, the rumors of Brendan vibing with Pieper (from Matt James’ season) before entering the beaches of
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 3 I’m impressed by the drama that producers have created in just 24-hours of beach time. Not only did several couples consciously decide to un-vibe, but a few self-eliminated right out of Paradise! Add four new players to the game, and you’ve got Grade A hotmessery strewn all over the beach. This is why we watch, people. Just as I provided last week, I’m
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 2 Four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow these very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep all day long. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. I do not believe in wasting your time, dear reader, and I
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Premiere Episode The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. This season’s cast of characters is a
Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach. What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot. His
