Bachelor

IHGB #315: Golden Bachelor Recap: Saucy Ladies

Hello, everyone! Well, after three years of advertisements, ABC has finally aired the inaugural episode of The Golden Bachelor, and it did not disappoint! Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from the hour-long (PTL!) journey, including: I’m looking at you, Susan, you naughty lady. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor

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Bachelor Zach Finale Recap: Decisions Are the Worst

Bachelor Zach Recap | Finale I don’t want to miss this opportunity to thank those of you who actually come to this little website, preferring to read the words from my head versus listening to the words from my mouth over at the podcast. Thank you for being true OG fans of the blog, the recap, and iHateGreenBeans. You are the cream of the crop. The tops. Simply the best. And

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Hungary Eyes

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 7 Hello everyone, I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I are really digging into episode seven of The Bachelor so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. In this episode, we tackle very important questions, such as: And finally, should Jesse Palmer go ahead and adopt Zach into his family now? Or wait and announce that on After

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Witchy Woman

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 6 I’m about to say something you never thought you’d hear from me, Lincee Ray, who has been recapping this “darling” reality show for twenty years. Are you ready? The Bachelor made me wiser. I actually gained knowledge while watching on Monday night. Going into the debacle, I would not have been able to point to Estonia on a world map. Now, if one day I’m

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IHGB #289: Bachelor Zach Episode 5 Recap

Hello, everyone! Well, last week, my grandmother passed away, and this week we had two funerals. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster, but I was able to knock out a podcast. Once again, Some Guy in Austin and I are all over the place, since we essentially only have one date with which to dissect. Thank you, Covid, for continuing to ruin everything! With only one date, Some Guy and I

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