Does anyone else feel dirty?

I’m still recovering from watching Bangs give our Bachelor a freaky massage through his ill fitting suit. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can still see the “relief” in her facial expressions.  Help me. The recap will be up later this afternoon. Until then, let me know what you thought of last night’s show in the comment section!  

It’s going to be a loooooong season

That was the status of my Facebook page last night. I wanted to issue a grand “BLESS ALL OF OUR HEARTS” blanket statement and then be done with the recap, but I know y’all want and need a little more than that. Because I love you, I will force my eyeballs to roll forward from their permanent placement in the back of my brain, refrain from shaking my head back

Continue reading…