Bachelorette

Bachelorette Recap: That’s W-H-A-C-K

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 4  With all of the Bachelor in Paradise rumors flooding news outlets and social media last week, along with the omission our Monday night train wreck thanks to the NBA finals, I’m glad ABC producers launched this week’s show with a significant recap of Rachel’s three-week journey to find love. Having so many “TO BE CONTINUED” slates popping up at the end of every episode, I

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The Bachelorette Recap: Rodeo Drive, Baby

The Bachelorette Recap: Season 13, Episode 3 The phrase “I like Rachel,” and “This is going to be such a good season,” was proclaimed on more than one ocassion last night. Our bachelorette proves time and time again that she’s taking the process seriously and she has no problem dismissing riffraff from her lineup. Rachel is going to have fun, but she’s also going to find a husband in the process.

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The Bachelorette recap: Who is that?

The Bachelorette Rachel recap: Week 2 Oh my goodness! Wasn’t that one of the most compelling Bachelorette episodes we’ve seen in a long time? I was on the edge of my seat. I cheered at the television. I only rolled my eyes once. Hooray for Rachel for being such a normal representation of a woman looking for love! And then there’s DeMario… SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about

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Bachelorette Rachel Recap: The art of tonsil hockey

Bachelorette Rachel Premiere Recap: The art of tonsil hockey Rachel is back, y’all, and she wants you to know that she’s sassy, classy, and ready to find love wearing a brand new weave. She’s sufficient in basketball, proficient in shouting, “OBJECTION YOUR HONOR,” and so excited about being the bachelorette that she can’t help but twirl on sidewalks and beaches. Put this girl in a deep red, fluffy dress for promo

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Remembering Bachelorette Rachel

I want all y’all to know I’m here for you. I truly am. It’s been almost six months since we first met Bachelorette Rachel when ABC posted Bachelor Nick’s line-up of women. That’s when we learned an attractive lawyer named Rachel was ready to ditch the esquire in lieu of a M.R.S. degree. She wanted a guy who loves ‘90s country music and Justin Bieber. Clearly she didn’t find these

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