Bachelorette

Bachelorette Charity Recap: Little Sister

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 1 Hi there! It’s only been three months since vanilla bean Zach Shallcross acted like a jackwagon most of his season before professing his undying love to Kaity. (True confession: I had to revisit an old recap to remind myself of Kaity’s name. Is that sad for her or sad for me? Discuss.) I’d be willing to bet that half of you reading this sentence right

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Recap: End of the Road

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Recap | Finale Part 2 We’ve reached the end of the road, dear reader. Rachel and Gabby’s journeys have come to a close. As we celebrate two proposals, one breakup, one reunion, and the announcement of our new Melba Toast bachelor, I’m reminded of why we waste our time watching this show. When we can’t root for love, we root for crazy. Let me boil the

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Recap: Dumpster Fire

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Recap | Finale Part 1 I know, I know. It’s all a big confusing mess. You thought the show was on Monday? Not so. You thought this was the actual finale? Think again. You thought Rachel found love with Tino? Take a look at her facial expressions and complete lack of Poker face in the last seconds of the show. Rachel looks M-I-S-E-R-A-B-L-E. And after watching

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Sweet Fantasy

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Fantasy Suites It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means ABC will stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel: Men Tell All

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Men Tell All Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat dull flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, I’m here to help you sift through the main things you need to know from two hours of fluff. You are welcome! Le Palmer Jesse Palmer thinks this is the best season ever.

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