Recaps

Recap: The collective gasp that was heard around the world

We can all admit that we got a little suspicious during the two-on-one date with Holly and Marshana. Several little red flags went up during last night’s episode and I questioned if ABC was trying to trick me into believing that Marsh would actually stay and he would give Holly the boot. I even went as far as to mentally giving the ABC producers kudos for guiding me down the

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It’s coming…

Recap coming up momentarily. I’m still trying to recover from the tight camera shot of Kelly’s boobs.

Recap: I sall the show last night. Did you?

So there I was on my way to Long Beach to begin another rig tour in California. Very much looking forward to enjoying the nice warm weather and taking a long wog (walk/jog) on the beach. We land and it’s 57 degrees. Guess who didn’t bring a jacket? I head out to my hotel pool to write this recap and there are two girls sunbathing. In this weather. I, in

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I’m going back to Cali. To Cali. To Cali.

I’m actually about to be on the plane, so the recap is going to be a very late today. I didn’t want you to think I forgot. Or that I’ve completely given up on the show even though baby talk Shayne got on my last nerve. Go ahead and visit amongst yourselves until I have time to write the recap. I’ll give you a topic: The Prince of Tides is

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Recap: What’s that? I can’t hear you. My ears are still bleeding.

This morning, my colleague Nicole walked in to my office and shared with me that she had accidentally slept through the Bachelor last night. Nicole: “Did I miss anything good?” I shivered…literally shivered…at the mere recollection of last night. I’m sure a “bless her heart” is in order for two special girls, but I’ve reached beyond that reaction. I’m at the stage of hushed awe and utter disbelief. My eyes

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