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Bachelor Franchise GOAT: Sean Lowe

The year was 2013. Vines were filled with people Harlem Shak-ing. North West was no longer just a direction. The “Red Wedding” broke the interwebs. And Sean Lowe was introduced as the main event to season 17 of The Bachelor. ABCs decision to air old episodes of previous seasons is an interesting one. Squishing twenty hours worth of journeying to find love into a succinct three hour snippet is a

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: And Then There Were Two

Netflix is airing Jason Mesnick’s season and I couldn’t be more pleased. It was a season before high definition, black modesty boxes, and statement necklaces, but it was still glorious. Join me as we walk down an eleven-year-old Memory Lane into the dramatic tales of Jason Mesnick and his journey to find love! Originally posted February 17, 2009 Jason Mesnick Season, Episode 7 Kudos to ABC for keeping me on my

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IHGB Podcast #110: Tyler Who?

Hey ya’ll It’s episode two of Bachelorette Hannah’s season and things are already getting steamy. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the three dates and discuss: Do cowboy boots and speedos go together? Is Tyler G. a real contestant or just a robot without a personality? Can we change Cam’s acronym to “Always Be Chacchin’?” Are you rooting for the guy with the twelve pack set of abs who

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IHGB Podcast #108: Here’s to Hannah

Happy Bachelorette season everyone! Hannah is back and she’s eager to sift through a roster of young fellas who claim to be ready for marriage. In order to prove his worth, the gentlemen bring Hannah sweet gifts from their homelands for her dowery.  She now has a paper airplane, a pair of pilot’s wings, a slice of soggy pizza, and the dream of one day being the future Mrs. Hannah John

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Someone Get Chris Harrison

For the first time in the history of the franchise (except for that one time Jason Mesnick said “just kidding” and Arie said “Becca, wait, sorry, hold on, I pick Lauren) we have reached the most dramatic episode in Bachelor history. When someone who has been recapping this show as long as I have stands up twice — you know it’s life altering. My stomach was in knots for a

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