Hallmark Christmas Movie Review: Christmas at Graceland
Movie: Christmas at Graceland
Starring: Wes Brown, Kellie Pickler, Tamara Austin
I’m going to shoot you straight with this one, dear friends. I would rank Christmas at Graceland below that other Christmas we had in a mansion (Pemberley Manor) if this script didn’t have two important important characters:
Elvis Presley and the very handsome, very attractive Wes Brown.
I find Kellie Pickler adorable. However, I also find that her acting skills do not match her vocal capabilities. I understand Hallmark’s need to find a country artist to convincingly portray a woman who used to live in Memphis, currently a banker in Chicago, but it appears they utilized Lee Ann Rimes in other ways.
Kellie plays Laurel, an executive who works for Chicago Financial Corporation, which is equivalent to “Acme Building” in the Looney Tunes cartoons. Her boss wants her to secure one of the oldest banks in Memphis and she has absolutely no problem returning to her hometown to work during the entire holiday season.
There are no parents to return to, so Laurel and her daughter Emma stay in a tricked out hotel that lets you schlep your very own Christmas tree inside to decorate your individual room/suite with some yuletide cheer. But before Laurel gets down to business, she motors over to her old college roommate Sally’s house to remember days of yore when Laurel used to be one part of a sensational duo with a guy named Clay. Laurel hears that Clay is still in town, which is proof that she’s been stalking him on Facebook.
There’s no time to reminisce anymore. Laurel has to get down to the bank to work her magic. She leaves Emma in the capable hands of Sally, who has pinned every cool Christmas craft on her Pinterest board. We’re talking cookies, gingerbread houses, snow globes, pinecone decorating, and something to do with birdseed ornaments that you hang outside. Emma is in heaven.
Emma is also in a hot pink coat, which I thought was strictly forbidden on the Hallmark Channel between the months of August and January. Thankfully, Laurel makes it all better in her fabulous red coat with matching lipstick.
Later that night, Laurel takes her daughter to Graceland. It was her favorite place growing up and she wants Emma to love it as much as she did. As Laurel backs up to take the perfect picture of her daughter in her hot pink coat (shivers down my spine), she bumps into Clay. He is now a music promoter with the most gorgeous eyes and jawline you’ve ever seen.
What I’m saying is that he should be in the “Hunks of Hallmark” 2019 wall calendar.
Clay is in charge of a Christmas concert that will be held right there in front of Graceland and he wants Laurel to come! He also arranges for them to have their own special tour of Graceland the next morning. She rolls her eyes, and laughs off the fact that this gorgeous man is straight up flirting with her in front of Elvis’ house. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?
That night, Clay sends Laurel a guitar to her hotel room and Laurel serenades Emma with the most country-fied version of “Joy to the World” you’ve ever heard. Thens she sends Emma to bed and I notice that they must have packed more than just their stockings for their road trip. I’m thinking it was an entire steam trunk of Christmas decorations for the hotel room since Emma’s headboard is covered in twinkly lights.
The next morning we find Clay in crisis mode. Oh no! One of his acts canceled and he must figure out how to save the day! Maybe if he took his shirt off he could think better. He stops long enough to take Laurel to Graceland that night and they break all the rules by crossing over the velvet ropes to sing “Silent Night” on Elvis’ piano.
So there’s Clay. Sitting at a piano. Singing and playing with Laurel. And she still doesn’t bat a single eyelash at him.
Laurel heads to the bank guy’s house for a Christmas party the next day to try and woo him to sign the papers. Instead, she finds herself playing a rambunctious game of pin the nose on the reindeer and pretending to be totally charmed by a reindeer wallet she received in a chill version of a White Elephant gift exchange. The old guy thinks Laurel is so sweet, but doesn’t sign the papers because Acme Financial Group wants to lay off people. Laurel promises to figure out a way where that doesn’t happen.
Later, we find Laurel, Emma, and Clay sitting around a camp fire eating s’mores. Clay plays the freaking guitar and this is when I decide he probably drives a truck and should be my soulmate. After they sing “Silent Night” again, Laurel agrees to fill in for Clay’s missing musical act because she misses crooning with this handsome man.
We know she’s smitten because a snowball fight ensues. Plus, they go caroling (ALL THE HIVES) and wrap up the day with a zip around the ice skating rink. Just as Clay leans in for the big kiss, Emma interrupts with some nonsense about a selfie. COME ON.
Our big twist comes in the form of Laurel having to leave town because her boss thinks she can’t handle landing the deal with Acme Bank Man. He wants her back in Chicago before the concert and everyone cries about it.
But something makes her change her mind. I neither care nor remember why, and she heads over to Graceland to sing, you guessed it, “Silent Night” with Clay. They bring the house down when a gospel choir joins them on stage. Clay is smitten.
Acme Bank Man finds her and wants Laurel to know that family comes first. He’s sorry the deal didn’t work out, but would she be willing to run the bank? Of course she is! And it’s ever so convenient that there’s a darling little cottage right across the street from Sally. Laurel is moving back to Memphis!
Clay couldn’t be happier. So he kisses her and it is awful. I blame Kellie Pickler on this one. But because he’s Clay and Clay is suave, he leans in for a second smooch and it’s better. Then he goes in for a THIRD and all of the Hallmark executives’ heads explode. The triple kiss definitely helped overshadow other odd things going on in this scene.
- Just because a mother has a thick, southern accent doesn’t mean her daughter can’t speak like a proper, vaguely British girl.
- Some people call Grace-LAND (two syllables) by the name Graceland (one syllable). These people are wrong.
- Singing “Silent Night” four times in one two-hour Hallmark movie is a little excessive. Couldn’t this have been an avenue for Kellie to showcase more choices from her Christmas carol catalog?
- You know you have won the audience if they are swaying along to your song in front of a famous mansion.
- Even though everyone else in the entire cast is bundled up for winter, it’s okay for you to sing your signature song in a sleeveless red ball gown. No one cares about the details.