Hotter Than Crap Brad the new Bachelor?
Thank you to all 1,700 friends and fans on Facebook, Twitter and the website who emailed me regarding the current rumor that Hotter Than Crap Brad Womack is considering the position of ABC’s next Bachelor.
I know that we haven’t had a “fresh crop” Bachelor since, well, Mr. HTCB himself and the idea of Fleiss talking him into another season of the reality show we all love to hate is just…in a word…
Brilliant.
As I responded to many of you yesterday, I fully support ABC’s decision to extend an invitation and re-introduce America to Hotter Than Crap Brad.
Come with me as I take you down memory lane and share a video I posted back in September of 2007 when the Hot One was first introduced as the next Bachelor. It takes about 15 seconds to get past the Sugar Ray and Leggy Blonde intro, but it’s totally worth it:
Shall we state and ask the obvious?
1. Will that same shower be available again for this next season?
2. Isn’t his accent darling?
3. Can we write into his contract a percentage of shirtless scenes?
4. Perhaps running on the beach shirtless?
5. He wants to find his best friend. Call me Brad.
6. Silver lining: It’s not Jake.
7. If I could only score a photo of HTCB with a Dr Pepper…
8. Bring on the hot tub.
What do you guys think? Will you tune in for another season of Hotter Than Crap Brad? Or do you think ABC is getting lazy? Sound off in the comment section!
YES YES YES!!!! THIS SEASON WILL BE AMAZING. January can’t come soon enough.
OMG…this is breaking news to me (I’m a little out of the loop lately). It’s an interesting decision for sure…but I would tune in!
I didn’t see the season with him so he’s new to me. Besides, the crazy women are the real stars of the show anyways.
Fleiss has a thing for Texans apparently. Of course I will watch. I’m not saying I won’t regret it a time or two. If I can survive the Pad, I can survive another Brad season. 🙂
I’m not complaining with HTCB! Lot of Texas on this show… that must mean Texas is the hottest state 🙂
I really really really hope that Hotter Than Crap Brad is the next bachelor…again! I still remember the shower from his intro to the season. It’s one of the highlights of my Bachelor watching history 🙂
i live in austin and know people who are friends with him. he has a girlfriend. unless he wants to be like the-one-who-should-not-be-named-but-who-found-love-with-gia, i don’t think it’s going to be a go.
All I want now is to be a camerawomen for Extra. Has to be the best job. Ever.
Although he is a hot guy, look at those abs and gorgeous eyes, as a Bachelor the first time he was so boring, it was like watching paint dry. Maybe he’ll get more comfortable in front of the cameras the second time around.
Chris Harrison tweeted today denying it was Brad, he said to watch DWTS next Monday to know who it will be.
I would definitely watch this, if only to have new material for my fantasies. He’s been the hottest Bachelor so far!
I would pay ABC to watch HTCB again…..
I would watch for sure but I cannot believe that the SANEST Bachelor would ever walk back into that trainwreck of a trap!!!!!!! But here’s to dreaming!
Goodness, I have to admit I wasn’t always in agreement when people referenced “hotter than crap Brad” but my memory has clearly failed me. Except do we think that hes a little shady for the whole “choke yourself with your tie and pick no one” thing? Glad for the Hare tweet update, last I heard it was between Ty and CCC…..
Wes (HWSNBN) tweeted that Brad’s been going around Austin saying that he’s the new Bachelor. So take that for what you will.
And of course OHCH, ABC, ect. would deny that Brad was the new Bachelor…they won’t admit anything until it’s officially announced. They got Reality Steve-d again…
Oh, and I forgot to say that I will totally be watching…afterall Brad, he’s hotter than crap. 🙂