Luck be a lady
Thanks to everyone who let me know that the Bachelorettes are up on ABC’s website. Because it is the most wonderful time of the year with halls requiring decking and jingle bells needing some rocking, I can’t seem to carve out a few spare hours to truly pour over the wealth of information displayed on these very special bios.
With that said, I was completely sucked in by “Do you have any tattoos and where are they located?”
Thank you ABC intern. Thank you for regurgitating that question from last season’s bio questionnaire. I know I will have a more fulfilled viewing experience come January 3 when I recall that both Renee
and Sarah
have tattoos of shamrocks in “private” locations.
Both of them. Shamrocks. In private areas.
There are about a thousand puns running through my head right now.
Best. Show. Ever.
Lincee…let the fun begin
#1 They both dated the same guy who was Irish and loved women with shamrock tattoos??
#2 They both got so drunk at the same bar and a tattoo artist nearby put a shamrock on each girl, after seeing thier privates??
#3 They are both born the same year…Year of the Shamrock???
WOW! I can tell this is going to be a good one!
oh.my.gravy (which, you have to love that Jet & Cord will be on the Amazing Race again) this is going to be one HELL of a season.
No talk of the girl who wrote “Manscaper” as her profession???? Where does one attend Manscaper U?
I am SOOOOOO ready for this season!!!!
Well this looks to shape up like the typical train wreck we all love to watch! Excellent!
I particularly enjoy the girl named simply “J” (too embarrassed to have her full first name associated with the show?) and Lauren, who looks hungover and/or still drunk in her photo.
Just a warning to anyone else who goes to look at the bach’ettes–don’t read the comments at the bottom of the profiles!! Stupid people posting spoilers. 🙁
I went to abc.com and couldn’t find the bios…what am I missing?
http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/bachelorette-announcement
I too am SO EXCITED for this season to begin. Trainwrecks… bring ’em on! Wahoo!
Oh. Em. Gee.
i try not to be a snob, I really do. Really.
But the all-time favorite authors and favorite books of these women make me want to weep.
@Marus… Ok, you made me look (I was not going to!), because of the author/book comment.
Honestly, I didn’t see anything all that bad… granted two had a writer I think is appalling (but is very popular) and two had the Twilight books (they must be huge for a reason?!)… but there was a Hemingway in there and many more respectable answers. (And as a PhD candidate, I think I am a pretty big literary snob myself, or at least picky.)
I was pleasantly surprised. Granted, I also saw potential in some of their eyes for some good psycho-craziness… 🙂
Tattoos of shamrocks in private areas are regarded as “consent to casual sex with any random person” in at least 10 states. Thankfully, Texas isn’t one of them. Texas is populated with decent German and Scottish folk – not the icky Irish! ha ha
Those girls are 10 – 15 years younger than Brad! Maybe 20 yr olds are the only women interested in being on a show like this? And…we all have our little beauty ‘issues’, but who TALKS about hairs growing out of their mole? icky
Just a few seem to have their heads on straight. A couple others seem a little off. I see another “Vienna”. Can’t remember her name but she referred to her dog as princess and seemed to dote on her. Another girl kept referring to her mother. I’m great great friends with my mom, but she’s not involved in my marital life…..I can see that happening with this girl.
Is it me or do some of these ladies resemble other celebrities and past contestants?
Britt – Hasselhoff’s ex
Jackie – Rebecca Buddig (Bachelor Bob’s ex – several of the girls remind me of her is other ways)
Keltie – Kim (dancing pro from Dancing with the stars)
Lauren – Christina Ricci
Madison – all the Baywatch girls rolled together (she’s the girl with the vampire teeth)
Shawntel – Mo Collins (comedienne – from Mad TV on Fox)
I think Chantal is our slapper.
I’m going out on a limb and saying that Ashley S is an early favorite for me!!!
Bring it on! Can’t wait for this season (to my hubby’s dismay) and, more importantly, your blog updates. It will be a needed break from my new found life as mommy to a 4-week-old boy…
For Jenny: Mine is four years old. I pine for the days when he was a newborn. It doesn’t get easier, the challenge just change form.
Oh looking forward to the blog posts and snarky comments from you witty green beaners!
Jenny – Congrats on your new little man!