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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Tight Speedo

When I asked my friend Amy which Bachelor in Paradise episode number we were on, the answer jolted me. At first, six seemed like a lot in a short amount of time. Conversely, I feel like I’ve been watching this season of Bachelor in Paradise since the Obama administration. Especially since last night’s episode lacked in dramatic interludes or comedic relief.  So Hot in Here Tahzjuan is back. For those

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IHGB Podcast #126: Heartbroken

We have new loves, broken hearts, and more people who Blake met at Stagecoach. This is Bachelor in Paradise! EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for episodes 5 and 6? Click the numbers! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bachelor Derek?

It all makes sense now. Bachelor in Paradise is just a front for a reality show spinoff about show producers slowly introducing everyone’s ex or former flame into the mix. And since everyone at Stagecoach has conveniently landed on the beach, they switched to Demi’s love life.  It’s Paradise, people. Anything can happen. Girl Kristian (Not the Soccer Player) When we last left the show, Demi had requested the a

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Zero Tolerance Policy

If you thought the opening scenes of this episode was going to rival the scripted greatness of The Rock laying the smack down on someone by giving him or her “the people’s eyebrow,” then you were one-percent correct. Other than a somewhat impressive body slam by Jordan, the remaining ten minute brawl could only be described as a kerfuffle.  Sure Christian ripped off his own shirt as a sign of

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Shake Your Bon-Bon

Why do we watch Bachelor in Paradise? What is it that draws us into the melodramatic lives of these future social media influencers? Do we want them to find love? Are we really interested in Bachelor Nation celebrating another union born from romps on the beach bed and incestuous relationships?  Of course not. We tune into Bachelor in Paradise to watch Derek sniff Demi’s armpits, John Paul Jones asleep hanging

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